And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


sumi - Nov 08, 2004 7:23:11 pm PST #3122 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Some of the LotR horsies are making personal appearances.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 09, 2004 8:05:51 am PST #3123 of 3902
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

OK, I know the movies were collossal hits, but that's taking the celebrity-by-association thing a little too far. What next? Is Jennifer Lopez going to start dating Treebeard?


JohnSweden - Nov 09, 2004 8:17:24 am PST #3124 of 3902
I can't even.

Is Jennifer Lopez going to start dating Treebeard?

I heard she had a thing for Isengard.

[okay, the script pathing inside my damaged brain went: JLo - inanimate objects in LotR - Hello Kitty vibrator - LotR themed personal massage units - Isengard. Maybe there could be a Two Towers theme pak.] Brain is broke. Send working one, Clive.


DXMachina - Nov 09, 2004 10:16:51 am PST #3125 of 3902
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Isn't Isengard a little too, er, pointy to be a vibrator? I mean, you could use a small replica of it as a lobster fork.


JohnSweden - Nov 09, 2004 10:24:59 am PST #3126 of 3902
I can't even.

A little artistic license, and you're good to go, I'd hazard, DX. But the manufacture of novelty license personal message units is outside of my area of expertise. I'm just the ideas man here.


sumi - Nov 10, 2004 10:35:11 am PST #3127 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Possible EE Trilogy showing in Minneapolis.


sumi - Nov 16, 2004 6:26:02 pm PST #3128 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Minnesota EE Trilogy Showing.

December 31st
Tickets $15.00
Available only on-line
Also, boxed lunches.
There will be one hour meal breaks between films.
Costumes are encouraged.


Liese S. - Nov 16, 2004 6:29:09 pm PST #3129 of 3902
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Go, Indianapolis, choose Indianapolis!

Ah, suddenly I'm nostalgic for the halcyon days when we all stayed up online trying to get Trilogy tickets, the jubilation at having achieved tickets by a whim of the internet gods, before the grave sadness of realization that I was going to be in the Entirely Wrong Town at the time.


DebetEsse - Nov 16, 2004 6:29:18 pm PST #3130 of 3902
Woe to the fucking wicked.

One Hour Breaks? That totally breaks up the flow. Half-hour, max.

But everyone should go.


Connie Neil - Nov 16, 2004 6:30:43 pm PST #3131 of 3902
brillig

It's not Christmas without a LoTR movie to go to in the afternoon. Crap, we had a whole tradition going.