Riley: Maybe I should just let you rest. Buffy: You sure? I bet if you just lay down with me- Riley: Nothing you are about to say will lead to rest.

'Lessons'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Anne W. - Oct 22, 2004 5:05:00 pm PDT #3117 of 3902
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

"On the very last day of shooting Aragorn fighting the Orcs, Peter quietly gave Viggo an Uzi, loaded with blanks, for the last take." (Dan Hennah)

Oh, pleasepleaseplease let this be in the EE!


Allyson - Nov 08, 2004 7:00:26 pm PST #3118 of 3902
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hey. The gurlie elf movie is on teevee. Um. Just poking my head in to be helpful.


sumi - Nov 08, 2004 7:06:15 pm PST #3119 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Who is that stranger?

And Hah! As if we didn't know.


Allyson - Nov 08, 2004 7:11:40 pm PST #3120 of 3902
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Heh. I must sound like those fools who come into the Angel thread and say shit like, "hey! i just figured out that Angel and Lindsey want to do each other. i figured no one else knew about that, here."


sumi - Nov 08, 2004 7:13:43 pm PST #3121 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Well, nobody actually said anything about it here.

I was kind of hoping for an RotKEE promo. You know, because the one on the website runs funky for me and my slow connection (and not at all for me at work.)


sumi - Nov 08, 2004 7:23:11 pm PST #3122 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Some of the LotR horsies are making personal appearances.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 09, 2004 8:05:51 am PST #3123 of 3902
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

OK, I know the movies were collossal hits, but that's taking the celebrity-by-association thing a little too far. What next? Is Jennifer Lopez going to start dating Treebeard?


JohnSweden - Nov 09, 2004 8:17:24 am PST #3124 of 3902
I can't even.

Is Jennifer Lopez going to start dating Treebeard?

I heard she had a thing for Isengard.

[okay, the script pathing inside my damaged brain went: JLo - inanimate objects in LotR - Hello Kitty vibrator - LotR themed personal massage units - Isengard. Maybe there could be a Two Towers theme pak.] Brain is broke. Send working one, Clive.


DXMachina - Nov 09, 2004 10:16:51 am PST #3125 of 3902
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Isn't Isengard a little too, er, pointy to be a vibrator? I mean, you could use a small replica of it as a lobster fork.


JohnSweden - Nov 09, 2004 10:24:59 am PST #3126 of 3902
I can't even.

A little artistic license, and you're good to go, I'd hazard, DX. But the manufacture of novelty license personal message units is outside of my area of expertise. I'm just the ideas man here.