If we can't have Clive Owen, can we please have James Purefoy? Pretty please?
Orlando Bloom? Maybe as a love interest. In my mind.
Tracy: Well-- That call -- That call means you just murdered me. Mal: No, son. You murdered yourself. I just carried the bullet a while.
'The Message'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Jars - Mar 19, 2004 1:35:05 pm PST #2342 of 3902
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2004 1:35:55 pm PST #2343 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Orli as Bond girl?
I'm all for that.
UTTAD - Mar 19, 2004 2:02:54 pm PST #2344 of 3902
Strawberry disappointment.
Always thought AD could do a good Bond.
bon bon - Mar 19, 2004 3:37:08 pm PST #2345 of 3902
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Clive already turned down Bond, so it's not going to happen.
I know you're living in SF now, so I'll go slowly, but I would like to introduce you to a concept we like to call "money." For our second lesson, we will discuss "lots of it."
Consuela - Mar 19, 2004 3:41:29 pm PST #2346 of 3902
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Shawn, she funny.
DavidS - Mar 19, 2004 4:23:45 pm PST #2347 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I know you're living in SF now, so I'll go slowly, but I would like to introduce you to a concept we like to call "money." For our second lesson, we will discuss "lots of it."
Pfft. I'd stack our Opera Opening versus yours anyday.
Clive went out of his way to shit on the whole Bond franchise and insult the producers. So he kind of burned his bridges.
However, as Shawn notes, you can build a lot of bridges if you have enough money. Who knows - it could come around.
beekaytee - Mar 22, 2004 7:41:08 pm PST #2348 of 3902
Compassionately intolerant
Hey Kids, first time in this thread...first day as a Buffista. I'm so proud!
Much as I like Hugh Jackman...and I really, really do...he's too sweet to be Bond. I read in an interview with Brian Singer that the director tried to get HJ to be really angry in an Xmen scene, so he said something like 'pretend you had a terrible fight with your wife.' Hugh got terribly distressed and said something like,'That won't work. If I'd had a fight with my wife, I'd be crying right now.' Everybody say awwww.
Bond needs an edge...so Clive would be perfect...or, if he weren't so, um, b>him...Val Kilmer. I know, I know, he's not British. Then again, niether is James Marsters. Now THERE's an idea...
Volans - Mar 23, 2004 3:24:38 am PST #2349 of 3902
move out and draw fire
Hi Beej! Welcome! Of course now I've got this image of a bleach-blond Bond.
Which isn't a bad thing.
beekaytee - Mar 23, 2004 4:02:20 am PST #2350 of 3902
Compassionately intolerant
Thanks Raquel, Great to be here.
I was sorta kidding, but the more I think about it...
JohnSweden - Mar 23, 2004 5:07:45 am PST #2351 of 3902
I can't even.
I was sorta kidding, but the more I think about it...
Uh, ew.
Peewee Herman is Bond!
Jack Black is Bond!
Ozzy Osbourne is 007!
There, I feel better.
Oh, wait. ObOnT: Sean Astin drives the Aston Martin ...
Okay, done now. Didn't even need the brain bleach.