Shawn, she funny.
Easy Bake. Flop-a-palooza. Woosh. Pop. I don't skulk.
Angel ,'Shells'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Consuela - Mar 19, 2004 3:41:29 pm PST #2346 of 3902
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
DavidS - Mar 19, 2004 4:23:45 pm PST #2347 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I know you're living in SF now, so I'll go slowly, but I would like to introduce you to a concept we like to call "money." For our second lesson, we will discuss "lots of it."
Pfft. I'd stack our Opera Opening versus yours anyday.
Clive went out of his way to shit on the whole Bond franchise and insult the producers. So he kind of burned his bridges.
However, as Shawn notes, you can build a lot of bridges if you have enough money. Who knows - it could come around.
beekaytee - Mar 22, 2004 7:41:08 pm PST #2348 of 3902
Compassionately intolerant
Hey Kids, first time in this thread...first day as a Buffista. I'm so proud!
Much as I like Hugh Jackman...and I really, really do...he's too sweet to be Bond. I read in an interview with Brian Singer that the director tried to get HJ to be really angry in an Xmen scene, so he said something like 'pretend you had a terrible fight with your wife.' Hugh got terribly distressed and said something like,'That won't work. If I'd had a fight with my wife, I'd be crying right now.' Everybody say awwww.
Bond needs an edge...so Clive would be perfect...or, if he weren't so, um, b>him...Val Kilmer. I know, I know, he's not British. Then again, niether is James Marsters. Now THERE's an idea...
Volans - Mar 23, 2004 3:24:38 am PST #2349 of 3902
move out and draw fire
Hi Beej! Welcome! Of course now I've got this image of a bleach-blond Bond.
Which isn't a bad thing.
beekaytee - Mar 23, 2004 4:02:20 am PST #2350 of 3902
Compassionately intolerant
Thanks Raquel, Great to be here.
I was sorta kidding, but the more I think about it...
JohnSweden - Mar 23, 2004 5:07:45 am PST #2351 of 3902
I can't even.
I was sorta kidding, but the more I think about it...
Uh, ew.
Peewee Herman is Bond!
Jack Black is Bond!
Ozzy Osbourne is 007!
There, I feel better.
Oh, wait. ObOnT: Sean Astin drives the Aston Martin ...
Okay, done now. Didn't even need the brain bleach.
beekaytee - Mar 23, 2004 8:24:32 am PST #2352 of 3902
Compassionately intolerant
Is it bad that what he said made perfect sense to me?
JohnSweden, it's hard to admit this, but I can see all THREE of them in a tuxedo with a martini. Then again, I have a prodigious imagination.
Not so much Ozzy, he should be on the wagon, but hey, Jack Black? Why not? He could do 'top ten ways to kill the bad guy's hapless henchmen on a Monday morning.'
Or Peewee could use his Mystery Men superpower to vanquish the enemy without ever using gun. I see possibilities!
Beverly - Mar 23, 2004 8:27:18 am PST #2353 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Adrian Paul as Bond. Hey, he's got the Connery glower, smolder and gravely voice. He's putatively British. And gods know he can do schtick.
Anne W. - Mar 23, 2004 8:39:11 am PST #2354 of 3902
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Adrian Paul as Bond. Hey, he's got the Connery glower, smolder and gravely voice. He's putatively British. And gods know he can do schtick.
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beekaytee - Mar 23, 2004 8:42:14 am PST #2355 of 3902
Compassionately intolerant
Adrian Paul! My greatest crush turned cautionary tale.
I should confess to my obsession with ponytails and swords...can't explain it. Just gotta give in to it.
And yet, having these to attributes in abundance cannot get me past Adrian's commentaries from the Highlander series, or his non-Highlander work. I guess being slavishly adored by geeky women (um...people I don't want to confess are...well...like ME) for so long can turn a fella's head. But MAN, his head is so turned as to nearly be twisted off his neck!
Still, he MIGHT could pull off the Bond thing if they made sure he had a sword nearby.