Mal ,'War Stories'
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Look how long it took Pierce to be ready.
Oh, I can totally see Orlando being a slick killer spy. That's no problem.
JUST NOT BOND. NO ONE HIS AGE CAN BE BOND, and without having seen the weight he put on for Kingdom of Heaven no one his build can either.
Also maybe a little beautiful.
Yeah, gotta jump on the "Not as Bond" band-wagon.
Bloom is entertaining and all, but...well, it's Special Agent: Cody Banks 3...This Time He's Really British!
Feh.
I love Orlando as much as the next gal, but the next James Bond is gonna be Hugh Jackman. *nods*
Clive Owen.
Clive Owen.
Okay, I googled because the name wasn't doing anything for me, but yeah... a good choice. If they can't get Jackman. :-P
Clive Owen.
I don't care for the Bond franchise one way or another, but if Clive Owen's the Bond, you bet your ass I'm gonna be there on the opening night.
Owen may not be considered "smooth" enough, but would bring an interesting edge to the role. I find Pearce Brosnan ultra-suave to the point of torpor, actually.
Absolutely must be Clive Owen.
If they can get him to do it.
Clive's more like Connery, with the rough. Pierce is more like what Roger Moore could have been, if he hadn't been so busy sucking.
giggles again at the idea of Orlando as ... bwah .. Bond.
Shoot, I can't even picture "Bond, James Bond" coming out of Orlando's mouth without HIM cracking up.
Can Bond drink tequila shots? Bloom seems a little young for martinis.
Not to mention Aston Martins.
But hey! Miss Moneypenny becomes a sort of Mrs. Robinson.