Absolutely must be Clive Owen.
If they can get him to do it.
Buffy: He ran away, right? Giles: Sort of, more. turned and swept out majestically, I suppose. Said I didn't concern him. Buffy: So a mythic triumph over a completely indifferent foe? Giles: Well, I'm not dead or unconscious, so I say bravo for me.
'Same Time, Same Place'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
sumi - Mar 19, 2004 11:35:55 am PST #2334 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2004 11:38:29 am PST #2335 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Clive's more like Connery, with the rough. Pierce is more like what Roger Moore could have been, if he hadn't been so busy sucking.
giggles again at the idea of Orlando as ... bwah .. Bond.
SuziQ - Mar 19, 2004 12:50:32 pm PST #2336 of 3902
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Shoot, I can't even picture "Bond, James Bond" coming out of Orlando's mouth without HIM cracking up.
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2004 12:52:38 pm PST #2337 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Can Bond drink tequila shots? Bloom seems a little young for martinis.
Not to mention Aston Martins.
But hey! Miss Moneypenny becomes a sort of Mrs. Robinson.
DavidS - Mar 19, 2004 12:53:46 pm PST #2338 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Clive already turned down Bond, so it's not going to happen.
Aims - Mar 19, 2004 1:04:14 pm PST #2339 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Maybe Jessica Simpson would be the new Bond Girl.
Miracleman - Mar 19, 2004 1:18:44 pm PST #2340 of 3902
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Maybe Jessica Simpson would be the new Bond Girl.
"Bond. James Bond."
"Like Bond-O?"
"Excuse me?"
"Are you a mechanic?"
"No, I'm...well, I can't tell you what I..."
"Is that water?"
"No, it's a martini. Shaken, not stirred."
"With lemon juice?"
"What?"
"Aren't they made with lemon juice?"
"No, they're made with vermouth and..."
"I went skiing in Vermouth once. Nick wasn't very good at it."
"You...I...WHAT?!"
"Is caviar made with snails?"
**ZORT!**
"Dizzy bim."
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2004 1:20:18 pm PST #2341 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Clive already turned down Bond, so it's not going to happen.
Clive unturning it down to save it from the hands of Orlando isn't that farfetched, is it? I'd take the role to protect it.
Jars - Mar 19, 2004 1:35:05 pm PST #2342 of 3902
If we can't have Clive Owen, can we please have James Purefoy? Pretty please?
Orlando Bloom? Maybe as a love interest. In my mind.
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2004 1:35:55 pm PST #2343 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Orli as Bond girl?
I'm all for that.