Yeah, gotta jump on the "Not as Bond" band-wagon.
Bloom is entertaining and all, but...well, it's Special Agent: Cody Banks 3...This Time He's Really British!
Feh.
Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?
Anya ,'Storyteller'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Miracleman - Mar 19, 2004 9:00:55 am PST #2329 of 3902
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Mariposa - Mar 19, 2004 11:21:47 am PST #2330 of 3902
"Very occasionally, if you really pay attention, life doesn't suck." -Joss Whedon
I love Orlando as much as the next gal, but the next James Bond is gonna be Hugh Jackman. *nods*
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2004 11:22:53 am PST #2331 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Clive Owen.
Mariposa - Mar 19, 2004 11:35:19 am PST #2332 of 3902
"Very occasionally, if you really pay attention, life doesn't suck." -Joss Whedon
Clive Owen.
Okay, I googled because the name wasn't doing anything for me, but yeah... a good choice. If they can't get Jackman. :-P
Vonnie K - Mar 19, 2004 11:35:35 am PST #2333 of 3902
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Clive Owen.
I don't care for the Bond franchise one way or another, but if Clive Owen's the Bond, you bet your ass I'm gonna be there on the opening night.
Owen may not be considered "smooth" enough, but would bring an interesting edge to the role. I find Pearce Brosnan ultra-suave to the point of torpor, actually.
sumi - Mar 19, 2004 11:35:55 am PST #2334 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
Absolutely must be Clive Owen.
If they can get him to do it.
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2004 11:38:29 am PST #2335 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Clive's more like Connery, with the rough. Pierce is more like what Roger Moore could have been, if he hadn't been so busy sucking.
giggles again at the idea of Orlando as ... bwah .. Bond.
SuziQ - Mar 19, 2004 12:50:32 pm PST #2336 of 3902
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Shoot, I can't even picture "Bond, James Bond" coming out of Orlando's mouth without HIM cracking up.
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2004 12:52:38 pm PST #2337 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Can Bond drink tequila shots? Bloom seems a little young for martinis.
Not to mention Aston Martins.
But hey! Miss Moneypenny becomes a sort of Mrs. Robinson.
DavidS - Mar 19, 2004 12:53:46 pm PST #2338 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Clive already turned down Bond, so it's not going to happen.