Wait, Teenhollywood.com doesn't practice exemplary journalism?
Also -- BBC1 was confused about the dvd coming out in May -- well, unless the Brits are getting the EE 6 months before us.
Yeah, we're building a race of frog-people. It's a good time
Xander ,'Selfless'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
sumi - Mar 19, 2004 6:02:47 am PST #2320 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
Kate P. - Mar 19, 2004 6:35:02 am PST #2321 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Also, it's got more than 15 extra minutes, from all other reports I've read. Looks like someone did very little research for the piece. I assume they're talking about the theatrical edition, and just got the facts mixed up.
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2004 6:48:30 am PST #2322 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm crying with laughter at the idea of Bloom being Bond. Dear lord.
Consuela - Mar 19, 2004 7:05:08 am PST #2323 of 3902
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
No effing way. Bwah.
Calli - Mar 19, 2004 7:06:03 am PST #2324 of 3902
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Double-0-Seventeen-Mag?
OK, Bloom can wear a tux well. And strips out of it nicely, too. But he shouldn't even be thinking about playing Bond for another decade.
Aims - Mar 19, 2004 7:07:15 am PST #2325 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Maybe the Bond people are trying to jump on that wildly popular "Spykids" franchise and doing a Bond Jr. movie.
t /sarcastic
Jessica - Mar 19, 2004 7:18:03 am PST #2326 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think he'd be an incredibly effective Bond. I can just picture it -- he introduces himself as "Bond, James Bond," and then saves the girl, deactivates the laser aimed at the moon, and then drives away in his invisible car while the villains are still doubled over laughing.
JohnSweden - Mar 19, 2004 7:55:29 am PST #2327 of 3902
I can't even.
I think he'd be an incredibly effective Bond. I can just picture it -- he introduces himself as "Bond, James Bond," and then saves the girl, deactivates the laser aimed at the moon, and then drives away in his invisible car while the villains are still doubled over laughing.
This, but with more CGI flipping. Uh, yeah I agree, give Orli a call in another ten (twenty) years.
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2004 8:38:18 am PST #2328 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Look how long it took Pierce to be ready.
Oh, I can totally see Orlando being a slick killer spy. That's no problem.
JUST NOT BOND. NO ONE HIS AGE CAN BE BOND, and without having seen the weight he put on for Kingdom of Heaven no one his build can either.
Also maybe a little beautiful.
Miracleman - Mar 19, 2004 9:00:55 am PST #2329 of 3902
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Yeah, gotta jump on the "Not as Bond" band-wagon.
Bloom is entertaining and all, but...well, it's Special Agent: Cody Banks 3...This Time He's Really British!
Feh.