Yet Frodo ignored the frolicks and fun
sitting friendless on sighing beaches:
nobody likes a boring downer.

Bwahahahahah!

The management at Loews 42nd street must now die.

Oh, Jess. Yes. And it must be slow, bloody and extremely painful.

The management at Loews 42nd street must now die.

Those frelling bastards. I will kill them slow.

Hee hee hee: The Council of Rivendell, Usenet-style. I've had that conversation. Several times, come to think of it.

(I stand corrected -- Billy Boyd wasn't there. So I guess I didn't miss that much.)

From the NYTimes:

Nine hours after the first film began, audience members were told to be back in their seats at 9:45 for a very special surprise— and on the dot, the lights went down, the whoops and screams began, and a minute passed in near total darkness. Then the lights came up. Then they went down. Then a roar began to build: these fans sensed a presence.

"Hello everybody," came the high quaver of Gollum, and the audience shrieked as one: Gollum is addressing us! More than that, he is introducing hobbits! From the upper left door, Dominic Monaghan emerged and bounded down the stairs, touching outstretched hands, then Sean Astin, then Elijah Wood, then the voice of Gollum, Andy Serkis, holding a microphone. "This is the highlight right here, bein' with you people," Mr. Astin said. Even if was not true, it was nice of him to say.

"Oh, my God," Mr. Wood said. "You people just sat through one and two?" ("YAYY!!!") "The extended versions?" ("YAYY!!!") Then he uttered a warmly enthusiastic but entirely un-hobbitlike obscenity. As he went on excitedly, I was torn: delighted to seem relaxed and expansive, dismayed to see this radiantly smooth-skinned cherub with the curly tresses talking like a sailor.

"So has anyone had trouble with urination?" Mr. Wood continued. There is much assent. "You have to pace yourself," he added.

"You guys are makin' me so proud that you're doing this," he said. "You are the first paying audience on planet Earth to see `The Return of the King.' " ("YAY!!!")

Mr. Serkis closed out the appearance, with Gollum doing Sinatra: "And now the end is near, and so we face the final curtain." And they are gone, like a hallucination.

Mr. Serkis closed out the appearance, with Gollum doing Sinatra: "And now the end is near, and so we face the final curtain." And they are gone, like a hallucination.

Omigod, Jess, how cool was that? Sorry that you missed it doesn't seem to be nearly enough.

I knew it had to be "My Way"! What the frell else would Gollum sing, after all? ed. to add--Jess, kill 'em a lot.

I don't want to be watching them and thinking "he should totally have gone for Eowyn instead!"

Ummmm, I totally always had this thought while reading the books. I have to admit, I was a little irritated in FotR when she stood (rode?) in for Glorfindel. Thanks, PJ, for proving that the alternative was infinitely more irritating.

WROD on the place holder for all women and my destiny is to be a mother BS. What, so if she didn't know that they were going to have kids she wouldn't have turned around?

As my mother likes to say when I get going, "(smonster) took this class in Gender Issues and she's never gotten over it."

With that I have to acknowledge that the book royally tees me off at the end when Eowyn gives that whole speech about not needing to be a shield-maiden and learning that it's better to care for others. There goes all the groovy gender role subversion.

Hmm. Walking away from the computer now.

eta but not before I add that it's not just the gender stuff that bugs me, it's also some of the racial characterizations.

eata also socio-economic. but whatever. i pick the nits b/c i love it so much.

it's not just the gender stuff that bugs me, it's also some of the racial characterizations.

Snerk of the night: "Men of the West! Today, we stand! For Eurocentrism !"

Well, but Eowyn in the books was essentially suicidal. She was more like book-Boromir - loving feats of arms for themselves, rather than for what they defend like Faramir. Turning away from that attitude was a triumph, in the LotR moral system. The healing she goes through there, where she turns away from death toward life, I actually find moving.

Of course, it'd be nice if Tolkien had let her do both, like he does Faramir. But that's Tolkien for you. To his credit, he doesn't take any of her past deeds away - she's never chided for having taken down the Witch-King. That moment is heroic, and I've never gotten a disapproving vibe from Tolkien about it.