You mean The Lay of Galadriel and Gimli?

I just found out that by missing Trilogy Tuesday (due to a computer glitch that meant tickets never went on sale online), I missed the film being introduced by all four hobbits, and Andy Serkis singing Frank Sinatra (don't know what song) to the audience in his Gollum voice.

The management at Loews 42nd street must now die.

Ah, there it is. The Lay of Galadriel and Gimli. Which I just now got was a pun. Sometimes I'm slow.

Lots of fun Tolkien stuff on that page.

Edit: Heh. Xpost with Kate.

Yet Frodo ignored the frolicks and fun
sitting friendless on sighing beaches:
nobody likes a boring downer.

Bwahahahahah!

The management at Loews 42nd street must now die.

Oh, Jess. Yes. And it must be slow, bloody and extremely painful.

The management at Loews 42nd street must now die.

Those frelling bastards. I will kill them slow.

Hee hee hee: The Council of Rivendell, Usenet-style. I've had that conversation. Several times, come to think of it.

(I stand corrected -- Billy Boyd wasn't there. So I guess I didn't miss that much.)

From the NYTimes:

Nine hours after the first film began, audience members were told to be back in their seats at 9:45 for a very special surprise— and on the dot, the lights went down, the whoops and screams began, and a minute passed in near total darkness. Then the lights came up. Then they went down. Then a roar began to build: these fans sensed a presence.

"Hello everybody," came the high quaver of Gollum, and the audience shrieked as one: Gollum is addressing us! More than that, he is introducing hobbits! From the upper left door, Dominic Monaghan emerged and bounded down the stairs, touching outstretched hands, then Sean Astin, then Elijah Wood, then the voice of Gollum, Andy Serkis, holding a microphone. "This is the highlight right here, bein' with you people," Mr. Astin said. Even if was not true, it was nice of him to say.

"Oh, my God," Mr. Wood said. "You people just sat through one and two?" ("YAYY!!!") "The extended versions?" ("YAYY!!!") Then he uttered a warmly enthusiastic but entirely un-hobbitlike obscenity. As he went on excitedly, I was torn: delighted to seem relaxed and expansive, dismayed to see this radiantly smooth-skinned cherub with the curly tresses talking like a sailor.

"So has anyone had trouble with urination?" Mr. Wood continued. There is much assent. "You have to pace yourself," he added.

"You guys are makin' me so proud that you're doing this," he said. "You are the first paying audience on planet Earth to see `The Return of the King.' " ("YAY!!!")

Mr. Serkis closed out the appearance, with Gollum doing Sinatra: "And now the end is near, and so we face the final curtain." And they are gone, like a hallucination.

Mr. Serkis closed out the appearance, with Gollum doing Sinatra: "And now the end is near, and so we face the final curtain." And they are gone, like a hallucination.

Omigod, Jess, how cool was that? Sorry that you missed it doesn't seem to be nearly enough.

I knew it had to be "My Way"! What the frell else would Gollum sing, after all? ed. to add--Jess, kill 'em a lot.