And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Kate P. - Dec 18, 2003 6:46:15 am PST #188 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I think Arwen, treated as she deserves, was beyond the reach of our moviemakers.

I disagree, if only because they got so much else so right, and I don't think it could have been so much harder to get Arwen right, too.


amych - Dec 18, 2003 6:47:57 am PST #189 of 3902
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

many people say they can't get past Agent Elrond.

See, I adore Agent Elrond (and I adore Mitzi!Elrond even more). My Liv problem comes entirely from the way she sucked the life out of the screen, and I don't know if that was a casting issue or a directing choice.


Cashmere - Dec 18, 2003 6:49:07 am PST #190 of 3902
Now tagless for your comfort.

Claudia Black as Arwen...gah. I'm broken.

Even though I ADORE Liv Tyler--I think she is luminous and beautiful. I liked her in FotR, somewhat less in TTT, and I hated what they did to her in RotK. Except the end where Aragorn grabbed her and kissed her. I think I gasped and then smiled at that. But then, that's my Aragorn lust talking. .


Kate P. - Dec 18, 2003 6:49:13 am PST #191 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

It's the only casting decision I think was wrong, although many people say they can't get past Agent Elrond.

Agreeing with ita here. Hugo Weaving is the one that most people I know mention as a bad casting choice, but I think he's great (though less so in TTT, but that's mostly how he's written). But Arwen, post-FOTR, just bugs me. Le sigh. (Except for the scene in TTT when Elrond is describing what will become of her after Aragorn's death--I get a real sense of melancholy and unbearable loss, which is nicely done.)


DebetEsse - Dec 18, 2003 6:49:13 am PST #192 of 3902
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I saw a preview for Iron Jawed Angels and I realized how much Hillary Swank looks like she could be Hugo Weaving's kid. Also got more gravitas than Liv. I didn't actually think she would have been better until Wednesday morning.

I only had momentary problems with Weaving (inidividual lines, mostly). I did not like how Elrond would not leave. I think it would have helped with Arwen at the coronation for him to not be there. Also, his apparent joy(?) really undermined the whole thing with him and Arwen. I wanted more "I will not see her again until the end of the world" from him.


Kate P. - Dec 18, 2003 6:51:22 am PST #193 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

And yet, perhaps contradicting myself here, I too loved the Aragorn/Arwen kiss at the coronation, because it's so joyful and uncomplicated. Mmm, Viggo.


§ ita § - Dec 18, 2003 6:53:16 am PST #194 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, I liked it too, because Aragorn was looking so grim and old (but not as old as he looked before charging at Pelennor -- that got me too) and that moment helped lighten things. But so would Claudia Black doing it.

Liv just didn't have an upside for me.


tina f. - Dec 18, 2003 6:55:09 am PST #195 of 3902

I need to wait for second viewing to see if I love the Arwen/Aragorn kiss because I was dealing with being miffed by how the crowning ceremony wasn't at all how I imagined it.

I am OK with it now - but at the moment I was like - but but Frodo is supposed to hand the crown to ..... it's important!!!


Theodosia - Dec 18, 2003 6:56:04 am PST #196 of 3902
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I like Claudia Black a whole big lot, but the thing about elves is that they're eternally youthful for the most part, unless they're really really old like Elrond or Galadriel. Nobody seems to be complaining about Legolas's youthfulness....


Kate P. - Dec 18, 2003 7:00:01 am PST #197 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Heh. Good point, Theo. I guess the thing with Arwen is that if she looks so much younger than Aragorn--even though she is much, much older--then it 1) lessens their relationship a bit, in my eyes, and 2) plays into some icky gender politics about her being the dewy-eyed damsel in distress, which I don't think is actually what Tolkein intended.

But really, I just want her to feel worthy of Aragorn's love. I want it to feel right that he can't love Eowyn but he can love Arwen, and I don't get that when she's such an empty character.