This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2004 4:17:16 pm PST #1697 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I swear to god, Dominic's not an attractive man. But then pics like the one above with Sir Ian or this get me all confused.

Miranda Otto is now the fourth woman to make my barefoot site.

I think Orlando's taking the easy way out by putting something in his mouth and smouldering "Ooh, aren't I just sexy, look at my lips."

Sure, he's right, but still.


tina f. - Feb 06, 2004 4:23:51 pm PST #1698 of 3902

I swear to god, Dominic's not an attractive man.

The words, I understand...but in that order.They just don't make any sense.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2004 4:29:28 pm PST #1699 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They just don't make any sense.

He's not! I swear. Except, sometimes.


tina f. - Feb 06, 2004 4:39:47 pm PST #1700 of 3902

No, no, you're right.

He's Not much to look at.

Except, sometimes.

OK. I must intervene for myself. Step away from the Dom sites tina and go home.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2004 4:48:12 pm PST #1701 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ack! He's doing the mouth thing too.

Oh, I think someone said upthread "Orlando pecs -- who knew?" We did.

And to wrap up, second prettiest Legolas ever.


Elena - Feb 06, 2004 4:50:28 pm PST #1702 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.

ita, is the first prettiest the one when he's standing in the doorway to Frodo's room in ROTK, or the one where he's looking straight at us over his bow and arrow?


sumi - Feb 06, 2004 4:52:36 pm PST #1703 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

The tongue thing.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2004 4:54:22 pm PST #1704 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the one when he's standing in the doorway to Frodo's room in ROTK

Number one with a bullet, baybee. I didn't think he could get any prettier (Orlando with brown hobbit hair is plenty pretty, but I thought Legolas had plateaued lookswise (while escalating killingthingsflamboyantlywise)). And then, boom!

Looking straight at us over the bow is in the top five, but it's also beneath just his hands to the right of the montage.

Your husband won't be pissed at me long, will he?


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2004 4:55:47 pm PST #1705 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tongue thing.


tina f. - Feb 06, 2004 5:26:07 pm PST #1706 of 3902

Just came in to grab my coat and head out the door.

So, we're doing tongues.

Well. You have good tongue.

And decidely not-so-good tongue.

But one piece of advice I suggest you all adhere to. NEVER google "Dom Monhaghan's tongue". SCARY. SCARY RPF!!! We're talking Pippin/Dom - like Pippin the character and Dom the person. !Scary!