Angel: How're you feeling? Faith: Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear.

'A Hole in the World'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Elena - Feb 06, 2004 4:50:28 pm PST #1702 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.

ita, is the first prettiest the one when he's standing in the doorway to Frodo's room in ROTK, or the one where he's looking straight at us over his bow and arrow?


sumi - Feb 06, 2004 4:52:36 pm PST #1703 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

The tongue thing.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2004 4:54:22 pm PST #1704 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the one when he's standing in the doorway to Frodo's room in ROTK

Number one with a bullet, baybee. I didn't think he could get any prettier (Orlando with brown hobbit hair is plenty pretty, but I thought Legolas had plateaued lookswise (while escalating killingthingsflamboyantlywise)). And then, boom!

Looking straight at us over the bow is in the top five, but it's also beneath just his hands to the right of the montage.

Your husband won't be pissed at me long, will he?


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2004 4:55:47 pm PST #1705 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tongue thing.


tina f. - Feb 06, 2004 5:26:07 pm PST #1706 of 3902

Just came in to grab my coat and head out the door.

So, we're doing tongues.

Well. You have good tongue.

And decidely not-so-good tongue.

But one piece of advice I suggest you all adhere to. NEVER google "Dom Monhaghan's tongue". SCARY. SCARY RPF!!! We're talking Pippin/Dom - like Pippin the character and Dom the person. !Scary!


bon bon - Feb 06, 2004 5:28:08 pm PST #1707 of 3902
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I have to say, ladies, you've certainly made Dom much sexier here today.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2004 5:33:37 pm PST #1708 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Just came in to grab my coat and head out the door.

Oh, you just keep telling yourself that.

Totally freaky tongue.

Happy tongue.

you've certainly made Dom much sexier here today.

He has a thing. A weird, freakish thing.

But a thing.


Kathy A - Feb 06, 2004 8:17:09 pm PST #1709 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

That Bag End Inn site is dangerous!

Spiky-haired EW.

Smolder much?

ETA a few more:

Barefoot AND wet, ita!

Wasn't it connie who once said that she wanted to play with his belly button?

A hint of what he may look like in ten years.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2004 8:25:50 pm PST #1710 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think I'm missing the movies in strange ways. I find myself attracted to Dominic, fond of Elijah and sympathetic to Viggo -- what's that all about? The Ian/Orlando/Billy thing makes sense (those aren't really slashes, don't think it) -- but these guys? Where did that come from?

Heh, Kathy -- got that one.


Kathy A - Feb 06, 2004 8:31:51 pm PST #1711 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Billy I find more attractive with the beard (hides his baby face and makes him look closer to his real age). Dom has an interestingly pointed face, almost foxlike, that translates well on camera. IMO, Viggo needs to hide his strong features because they're almost too much (even just the big sideburns when he was in A Walk on the Moon did the job). Elijah, for me at least, is showing some real potential. When FotR came out, he was more boyish, but he's definitely starting to grow into his face now. That last shot I linked to before is really interesting, for me, because I can see him becoming a very handsome man when he gets to be 30 or 35.