They just don't make any sense.
He's not! I swear. Except, sometimes.
Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
§ ita § - Feb 06, 2004 4:29:28 pm PST #1699 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tina f. - Feb 06, 2004 4:39:47 pm PST #1700 of 3902
He's Not much to look at.
Except, sometimes.
OK. I must intervene for myself. Step away from the Dom sites tina and go home.
§ ita § - Feb 06, 2004 4:48:12 pm PST #1701 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ack! He's doing the mouth thing too.
Oh, I think someone said upthread "Orlando pecs -- who knew?" We did.
And to wrap up, second prettiest Legolas ever.
Elena - Feb 06, 2004 4:50:28 pm PST #1702 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.
ita, is the first prettiest the one when he's standing in the doorway to Frodo's room in ROTK, or the one where he's looking straight at us over his bow and arrow?
sumi - Feb 06, 2004 4:52:36 pm PST #1703 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!
§ ita § - Feb 06, 2004 4:54:22 pm PST #1704 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
the one when he's standing in the doorway to Frodo's room in ROTK
Number one with a bullet, baybee. I didn't think he could get any prettier (Orlando with brown hobbit hair is plenty pretty, but I thought Legolas had plateaued lookswise (while escalating killingthingsflamboyantlywise)). And then, boom!
Looking straight at us over the bow is in the top five, but it's also beneath just his hands to the right of the montage.
Your husband won't be pissed at me long, will he?
§ ita § - Feb 06, 2004 4:55:47 pm PST #1705 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tina f. - Feb 06, 2004 5:26:07 pm PST #1706 of 3902
Just came in to grab my coat and head out the door.
So, we're doing tongues.
Well. You have good tongue.
And decidely not-so-good tongue.
But one piece of advice I suggest you all adhere to. NEVER google "Dom Monhaghan's tongue". SCARY. SCARY RPF!!! We're talking Pippin/Dom - like Pippin the character and Dom the person. !Scary!
bon bon - Feb 06, 2004 5:28:08 pm PST #1707 of 3902
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I have to say, ladies, you've certainly made Dom much sexier here today.
§ ita § - Feb 06, 2004 5:33:37 pm PST #1708 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Just came in to grab my coat and head out the door.
Oh, you just keep telling yourself that.
you've certainly made Dom much sexier here today.
He has a thing. A weird, freakish thing.
But a thing.