Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Volans - Dec 17, 2003 2:50:38 pm PST #115 of 3902
move out and draw fire

OK, you guys can have my share of it then.


§ ita § - Dec 17, 2003 2:52:19 pm PST #116 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Who was the elf that's telling Arwen last call for the Havens? He was hot. No Legolas (what scares me is that current incarnation of Mr. Bloom is far prettier, but some of those Legolas shots threatened to bleach celluloid with their glory) but pretty.


Kate P. - Dec 17, 2003 2:54:51 pm PST #117 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

ita, that was Figwit!


§ ita § - Dec 17, 2003 2:56:46 pm PST #118 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Get the fuck out of town! Of course, now I have no idea how to find the one I thought was Figwit and ask who he is.

Gimme a sec.


Beverly - Dec 17, 2003 2:57:16 pm PST #119 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Re: Aragorn and Eowyn,

Every time someone mentions their crypoints it makes me cry again. Possibly I should not have spent an hour listening to the soundtrack and sobbing in my room this afternoon.

Kate is me, including the whitefont re: Aragorn and Eowyn.

Oh, and when Sam gets up to go talk to Rosie at the Green Dragon? From the faces of the other hobbits, I thought he had just grabbed her and started kissing her--they all looked like they were thinking "oh, time to look away now." Anyone else get this impression?

Yes, that's what I got.

Kathy, about Billy Boyd making up the tune? Fucking incredible. And I also agree about the music as Frodo crawls desperately up Mount Doom--that flute line is so gorgeous.

Also with the agreeing.

Oh, hey, and dogs at Meduseld! Or at least a dog.

I know! I was surprised into pointing at the screen and saying "Dog!" out loud. The people I was with hadn't been here for that conversation, so they thought me master of the obvious, and were a little concerned at that point. Fortunately, they were quickly distracted by the pretty movie. And did no one else but me love the flaming rhino ram? I thought it was hysterical and, you know, frightening, all at the same time.


Volans - Dec 17, 2003 2:57:29 pm PST #120 of 3902
move out and draw fire

I was wondering if that was Figwit, but wasn't sure.

Victor, San Diego's reviewer might've hated it more.


Jessica - Dec 17, 2003 2:58:21 pm PST #121 of 3902
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

ita, that was Figwit!

I was so happy they gave him a line!


Sean K - Dec 17, 2003 2:59:37 pm PST #122 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Figwit!

FIGWIT!!!! Hee! (Yes, I used to hang around the TORN boards, too. Yes, that Sean K was me.)


Theodosia - Dec 17, 2003 3:00:49 pm PST #123 of 3902
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ohmigawd, they brought Figwit back? Coolness!

Raquel, I noticed the dog as well!

One more thing:

* I missed the "Legolas sees the ocean for the first time" moment that they should have put on film if they have any sense.


Theodosia - Dec 17, 2003 3:02:59 pm PST #124 of 3902
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Beverly, about the flaming ram -- that was supposed to be a *boar*, and it was called "Grond" after the Hammer of the Underworld. And yes, terrible and funny and destructive as all hell.