Whoa. Good myth.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Elena - Jan 05, 2004 2:14:12 pm PST #1110 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.

Well, you have to imagine Ralphie saying it...


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 2:21:17 pm PST #1111 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, you have to imagine Ralphie saying it...

I'd rather imagine you saying, "I bent my Wookie."


Elena - Jan 05, 2004 2:23:24 pm PST #1112 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.

What's a diorama?


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 2:25:53 pm PST #1113 of 3902
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

You choo-choo-choose me!


Sean K - Jan 05, 2004 2:26:19 pm PST #1114 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

"And that's where I saw the leprachaun. He tells me to burn things."

Yep. Loves me some Ralphie Wiggum.


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 2:27:52 pm PST #1115 of 3902
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Oh, boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!


bon bon - Jan 05, 2004 2:30:27 pm PST #1116 of 3902
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

And the doctor told me, if I stop putting my finger up my nose, I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds!

My cat's breath smells like cat food!


Jessica - Jan 05, 2004 2:35:59 pm PST #1117 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh, boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

This one was on this afternoon.

At my house, we call them uh-oh's!


§ ita § - Jan 05, 2004 4:18:11 pm PST #1118 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

LOTR with a Chinese cast.


Volans - Jan 05, 2004 5:05:46 pm PST #1119 of 3902
move out and draw fire

Nope, Matt, both of those are in my rated version.

See, this is why I'm having a hard time imagining the unrated version.