You choo-choo-choose me!
Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.
'Dirty Girls'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 2:25:53 pm PST #1113 of 3902
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Sean K - Jan 05, 2004 2:26:19 pm PST #1114 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
"And that's where I saw the leprachaun. He tells me to burn things."
Yep. Loves me some Ralphie Wiggum.
Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 2:27:52 pm PST #1115 of 3902
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Oh, boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
bon bon - Jan 05, 2004 2:30:27 pm PST #1116 of 3902
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
And the doctor told me, if I stop putting my finger up my nose, I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds!
My cat's breath smells like cat food!
Jessica - Jan 05, 2004 2:35:59 pm PST #1117 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oh, boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
This one was on this afternoon.
At my house, we call them uh-oh's!
§ ita § - Jan 05, 2004 4:18:11 pm PST #1118 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Volans - Jan 05, 2004 5:05:46 pm PST #1119 of 3902
move out and draw fire
Nope, Matt, both of those are in my rated version.
See, this is why I'm having a hard time imagining the unrated version.
Volans - Jan 05, 2004 5:18:41 pm PST #1120 of 3902
move out and draw fire
Serial:
I just looked on Amazon for Forbidden Silver, having misremembered the title of Forgotten Silver. No direct hits, but I got both "Christian romance novels" and "Adult Softcore Porn."
I'm just so happy to see those two things side by side. So happy, in fact, that I'm not going to wonder why the adjective "adult" was felt to be necessary.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 05, 2004 5:50:23 pm PST #1121 of 3902
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
See, this is why I'm having a hard time imagining the unrated version.
See, I think at one point it was cut down to an R-rated version. Although I'm not sure just 12 minutes would cut it.
However, I must say that DEAD ALIVE is the most jovial piece of sick-fuckery this side of early Sam Raimi. MEET THE FEEBLES is just nasty (which is part of its, ahem, charm), but DEAD ALIVE is kinda sweet in some ways - the hero is so damn guileless, and the romance he has is truely lovable.
Classic line: "I kick ass for the lord!!!!"
Kathy A - Jan 05, 2004 6:02:40 pm PST #1122 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Classic line: "I kick ass for the lord!!!!"
That's up there with "I'm an asshole...with an Uzi!" from Frighteners.