Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Consuela - Jan 05, 2004 1:57:32 pm PST #1107 of 3902
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Gack.

So glad I'm not a completist. On that topic, there was a great piece on NPR a month or so back about all the old PJ films being slapped with "Make by the Director of Lord of the Rings" on them, and the horrified responses of uninformed renters/purchasers.... Heh.


Jessica - Jan 05, 2004 2:00:33 pm PST #1108 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The main reason I want PJ to win best director this year is so that the next DVD release of Meet the Feebles can say "From the Oscar-winning director of Lord of the Rings" on it.

It would amuse me.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2004 2:04:43 pm PST #1109 of 3902
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Think of having theatres show his early films as double bills with the current one. Meet the Feebles would make Sauron and Shelob look like Ozzie & harriet in comparison.

Mrs. Crabapple and Principal Skinner kissing in a closet and she had a baby and the baby smiled at me.

Am I just not getting something about this that would make it funny?


Elena - Jan 05, 2004 2:14:12 pm PST #1110 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.

Well, you have to imagine Ralphie saying it...


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 2:21:17 pm PST #1111 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, you have to imagine Ralphie saying it...

I'd rather imagine you saying, "I bent my Wookie."


Elena - Jan 05, 2004 2:23:24 pm PST #1112 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.

What's a diorama?


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 2:25:53 pm PST #1113 of 3902
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

You choo-choo-choose me!


Sean K - Jan 05, 2004 2:26:19 pm PST #1114 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

"And that's where I saw the leprachaun. He tells me to burn things."

Yep. Loves me some Ralphie Wiggum.


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 2:27:52 pm PST #1115 of 3902
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Oh, boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!


bon bon - Jan 05, 2004 2:30:27 pm PST #1116 of 3902
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

And the doctor told me, if I stop putting my finger up my nose, I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds!

My cat's breath smells like cat food!