River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005

'The Message'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Aims - Jan 05, 2004 1:39:03 pm PST #1102 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.

producing a freakish little zombie baby.

"And the baby smiled at me!"

t Ralphie


amyparker - Jan 05, 2004 1:45:44 pm PST #1103 of 3902
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

t reading, screaming and running out of the thread


Kate P. - Jan 05, 2004 1:47:57 pm PST #1104 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I'm suddenly glad I never saw this movie.

Wow. Very much with Teppy on this. On the other hand, my friend gave me his old copy of The Frighteners a few months ago that I keep meaning to watch, so I'm glad to see it reviewed favorably here.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2004 1:51:26 pm PST #1105 of 3902
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

"And the baby smiled at me!"

I forget Aimée, what was the context Ralphie said that in? I gather that, true to form, he was completely missing the point of whatever he was talking about?


Elena - Jan 05, 2004 1:55:43 pm PST #1106 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.

Mrs. Crabapple and Principal Skinner kissing in a closet and she had a baby and the baby smiled at me.


Consuela - Jan 05, 2004 1:57:32 pm PST #1107 of 3902
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Gack.

So glad I'm not a completist. On that topic, there was a great piece on NPR a month or so back about all the old PJ films being slapped with "Make by the Director of Lord of the Rings" on them, and the horrified responses of uninformed renters/purchasers.... Heh.


Jessica - Jan 05, 2004 2:00:33 pm PST #1108 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The main reason I want PJ to win best director this year is so that the next DVD release of Meet the Feebles can say "From the Oscar-winning director of Lord of the Rings" on it.

It would amuse me.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2004 2:04:43 pm PST #1109 of 3902
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Think of having theatres show his early films as double bills with the current one. Meet the Feebles would make Sauron and Shelob look like Ozzie & harriet in comparison.

Mrs. Crabapple and Principal Skinner kissing in a closet and she had a baby and the baby smiled at me.

Am I just not getting something about this that would make it funny?


Elena - Jan 05, 2004 2:14:12 pm PST #1110 of 3902
Thanks for all the fish.

Well, you have to imagine Ralphie saying it...


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 2:21:17 pm PST #1111 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, you have to imagine Ralphie saying it...

I'd rather imagine you saying, "I bent my Wookie."