I prefer my reading material to be sans animal-pov-sex-scenes entirely.
Dang, you're fussy.
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
DavidS - May 20, 2005 10:51:02 am PDT #7730 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Steph L. - May 20, 2005 10:51:41 am PDT #7731 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I prefer my reading material to be sans animal-pov-sex-scenes entirely.
So, no Anita Blake books, then?
Jessica - May 20, 2005 10:52:53 am PDT #7732 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
There's bestiality in those too? I thought it was just vampires.
Steph L. - May 20, 2005 10:55:31 am PDT #7733 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
There's bestiality in those too? I thought it was just vampires.
Oh, no -- Anita has other lovers of the were- persuasion.
You see, in the crazy melty world known as the Anita Blake-verse, there are werewolves. And wereleopards. And wererats. No, seriously. Wererats. (That was the point where I lost all ability to take the books seriously.) And other were-types that I can no longer remember.
And Anita has fucked the leader of all of the groups, I'm pretty sure.
Atropa - May 20, 2005 10:56:02 am PDT #7734 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I prefer my reading material to be sans animal-pov-sex-scenes entirely.
So, no Anita Blake books, then?
runs off to COMM ...
Connie Neil - May 20, 2005 11:00:12 am PDT #7735 of 10002
brillig
And Anita has fucked the leader of all of the groups, I'm pretty sure.
I don't think she's done Rafael, King of the Rats, has she? He's the only one who ever struck me as legitimately sexy.
I doubt she's done any of them while they're in their animal forms, either, because Anita's a Good Girl (tm).
Steph L. - May 20, 2005 11:02:59 am PDT #7736 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I don't think she's done Rafael, King of the Rats, has she?
Maybe she actually has standards. Or, singular, standard, and its NO RATS.
Jessica - May 20, 2005 11:04:41 am PDT #7737 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Well you gotta draw the line somewhere.
Polter-Cow - May 20, 2005 11:22:44 am PDT #7738 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Is it really even possible to fuck a rat? You kind of have to let the rat fuck you.
§ ita § - May 20, 2005 11:25:59 am PDT #7739 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is it really even possible to fuck a rat? You kind of have to let the rat fuck you.
Perversity is the mother of invention.