Is it really even possible to fuck a rat? You kind of have to let the rat fuck you.
Can't you ever get your mind out of the hellmouth?
Buffy ,'Touched'
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Polter-Cow - May 20, 2005 11:22:44 am PDT #7738 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
§ ita § - May 20, 2005 11:25:59 am PDT #7739 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is it really even possible to fuck a rat? You kind of have to let the rat fuck you.
Perversity is the mother of invention.
Jesse - May 20, 2005 11:28:24 am PDT #7740 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's a were-rat, though, right? So the size of a person, not a rat.
Connie Neil - May 20, 2005 11:33:06 am PDT #7741 of 10002
brillig
And sometimes he's not a rat. Like I said, I don't think Anita's jumped any of her were-lovers while they weren't human.
Wolfram - May 20, 2005 11:36:46 am PDT #7742 of 10002
Visilurking
Give her time.
erikaj - May 20, 2005 11:45:18 am PDT #7743 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
The Last Picture Show fucked with my head when I was sweet Sixteen, Hec. And Terms of Endearment(which I find pretty hilarious despite the film spawning the Mother/Daughter Movie Death Cult...not that scene of course. But I can't cry at it anymore...I had some attendants that watched it so often seeking a good cry, it's like a flossing demonstration for me, that last scene...they killed that scene as dead as Emma.)
meara - May 20, 2005 1:22:43 pm PDT #7744 of 10002
Well, wasn't her best friend dating the Rat King for awhile? That'd be ...no wait, that wouldn't be a reason for Anita to not sleep wiht him. Only in the first few books.
Like I said, I don't think Anita's jumped any of her were-lovers while they weren't human.
Y'know, I haven't even read the last two books, but I think in an earlier book she has sex with Richard while he's...transforming. Or something. It wasn't quite bestiality, but it was close.
Strix - May 20, 2005 1:24:39 pm PDT #7745 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
BF was dating a wererat, not the Rat King.
And at this point, it looks like Anita would fuck toe lint, if it had a dick.
§ ita § - May 20, 2005 1:26:51 pm PDT #7746 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
it looks like Anita would fuck toe lint, if it had a dick.
So it's women she won't do?
Amy - May 20, 2005 1:28:07 pm PDT #7747 of 10002
Because books.
I always assumed Marmee was just the girls' version of Mommy. Huh.
I don't think she's done Rafael, King of the Rats, has she?
I tried to read the first Anita Blake book, got to the rats, got freaked out, and stopped cold. Sounds like I'm better off.