I prefer my reading material to be sans animal-pov-sex-scenes entirely.
So, no Anita Blake books, then?
I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.
Fuffy ,'Storyteller'
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There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Steph L. - May 20, 2005 10:51:41 am PDT #7731 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Jessica - May 20, 2005 10:52:53 am PDT #7732 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
There's bestiality in those too? I thought it was just vampires.
Steph L. - May 20, 2005 10:55:31 am PDT #7733 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
There's bestiality in those too? I thought it was just vampires.
Oh, no -- Anita has other lovers of the were- persuasion.
You see, in the crazy melty world known as the Anita Blake-verse, there are werewolves. And wereleopards. And wererats. No, seriously. Wererats. (That was the point where I lost all ability to take the books seriously.) And other were-types that I can no longer remember.
And Anita has fucked the leader of all of the groups, I'm pretty sure.
Atropa - May 20, 2005 10:56:02 am PDT #7734 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I prefer my reading material to be sans animal-pov-sex-scenes entirely.
So, no Anita Blake books, then?
runs off to COMM ...
Connie Neil - May 20, 2005 11:00:12 am PDT #7735 of 10002
brillig
And Anita has fucked the leader of all of the groups, I'm pretty sure.
I don't think she's done Rafael, King of the Rats, has she? He's the only one who ever struck me as legitimately sexy.
I doubt she's done any of them while they're in their animal forms, either, because Anita's a Good Girl (tm).
Steph L. - May 20, 2005 11:02:59 am PDT #7736 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I don't think she's done Rafael, King of the Rats, has she?
Maybe she actually has standards. Or, singular, standard, and its NO RATS.
Jessica - May 20, 2005 11:04:41 am PDT #7737 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Well you gotta draw the line somewhere.
Polter-Cow - May 20, 2005 11:22:44 am PDT #7738 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Is it really even possible to fuck a rat? You kind of have to let the rat fuck you.
§ ita § - May 20, 2005 11:25:59 am PDT #7739 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is it really even possible to fuck a rat? You kind of have to let the rat fuck you.
Perversity is the mother of invention.
Jesse - May 20, 2005 11:28:24 am PDT #7740 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's a were-rat, though, right? So the size of a person, not a rat.