No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good  

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


§ ita § - Mar 03, 2005 4:54:54 pm PST #7125 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

they remind me of my misspent youth

Pray tell, preacher's daughter.


Jesse - Mar 03, 2005 4:55:44 pm PST #7126 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

C'mon, everyone knows I went out with criminals in high school. Including my parents.


erikaj - Mar 03, 2005 4:58:50 pm PST #7127 of 10002
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Dude, I love Bubba! (Not least because he has a dog named Sargeant Esterhaus. I could forgive a lot of a man like that.)


DavidS - Mar 03, 2005 4:58:59 pm PST #7128 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

C'mon, everyone knows I went out with criminals in high school. Including my parents.

I did not know your parents were high school criminals.


§ ita § - Mar 03, 2005 4:59:46 pm PST #7129 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I didn't know she dated her parents!


DavidS - Mar 03, 2005 5:00:32 pm PST #7130 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I didn't know she dated her parents!

That's why they were criminals.


Jesse - Mar 03, 2005 5:00:48 pm PST #7131 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, yeah, I almost went back to edit. Even my parents know I went out with criminals in high school.

I always love the cheerful sociopath on the side of good.


erikaj - Mar 03, 2005 5:01:43 pm PST #7132 of 10002
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Dude, I love Bubba! (Not least because he has a dog named Sargeant Esterhaus. I could forgive a lot of a man like that.)ETA: And also, I could just say "That guy was just an idiot. Kick his ass!" And he would probably do it. But that's why I want my own Paulie Walnuts. To have "chats" with my enemies.


Jesse - Mar 03, 2005 5:02:31 pm PST #7133 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

At least ERIKA can stay on topic.


DavidS - Mar 03, 2005 5:02:42 pm PST #7134 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Not least because he has a dog named Sargeant Esterhaus.

"Now be careful out there."