Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good  

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


erikaj - Mar 03, 2005 4:58:50 pm PST #7127 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Dude, I love Bubba! (Not least because he has a dog named Sargeant Esterhaus. I could forgive a lot of a man like that.)


DavidS - Mar 03, 2005 4:58:59 pm PST #7128 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

C'mon, everyone knows I went out with criminals in high school. Including my parents.

I did not know your parents were high school criminals.


§ ita § - Mar 03, 2005 4:59:46 pm PST #7129 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I didn't know she dated her parents!


DavidS - Mar 03, 2005 5:00:32 pm PST #7130 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I didn't know she dated her parents!

That's why they were criminals.


Jesse - Mar 03, 2005 5:00:48 pm PST #7131 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, yeah, I almost went back to edit. Even my parents know I went out with criminals in high school.

I always love the cheerful sociopath on the side of good.


erikaj - Mar 03, 2005 5:01:43 pm PST #7132 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Dude, I love Bubba! (Not least because he has a dog named Sargeant Esterhaus. I could forgive a lot of a man like that.)ETA: And also, I could just say "That guy was just an idiot. Kick his ass!" And he would probably do it. But that's why I want my own Paulie Walnuts. To have "chats" with my enemies.


Jesse - Mar 03, 2005 5:02:31 pm PST #7133 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

At least ERIKA can stay on topic.


DavidS - Mar 03, 2005 5:02:42 pm PST #7134 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Not least because he has a dog named Sargeant Esterhaus.

"Now be careful out there."


DavidS - Mar 03, 2005 5:03:13 pm PST #7135 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

At least ERIKA can stay on topic.

That's because she was a high school criminal. They're very single-minded.


erikaj - Mar 03, 2005 5:10:59 pm PST #7136 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

And I thought Stephanie Plum should bang Ranger's brains out. A mercenary who doesn't want to meet mom and eat pot roast? Yay! But maybe that's my Committment Issue. No, high school me would've gotten much more high-minded than this...she was most embarrassed about this taste. Because it's not Nice. ETA: But still, in the eighth grade I wanted to be graduation speaker, and I wrote a sample speech, which was probably too sarcastic to ever make a grad. speech, and I forgot my last line. So I would've told my eighth grade class "Hey, let's be careful out there." I...did not get to do that, needless to say.