Dude, I love Bubba! (Not least because he has a dog named Sargeant Esterhaus. I could forgive a lot of a man like that.)
'Lessons'
We're Literary 2: To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
C'mon, everyone knows I went out with criminals in high school. Including my parents.
I did not know your parents were high school criminals.
I didn't know she dated her parents!
I didn't know she dated her parents!
That's why they were criminals.
Yeah, yeah, I almost went back to edit. Even my parents know I went out with criminals in high school.
I always love the cheerful sociopath on the side of good.
Dude, I love Bubba! (Not least because he has a dog named Sargeant Esterhaus. I could forgive a lot of a man like that.)ETA: And also, I could just say "That guy was just an idiot. Kick his ass!" And he would probably do it. But that's why I want my own Paulie Walnuts. To have "chats" with my enemies.
At least ERIKA can stay on topic.
Not least because he has a dog named Sargeant Esterhaus.
"Now be careful out there."
At least ERIKA can stay on topic.
That's because she was a high school criminal. They're very single-minded.
And I thought Stephanie Plum should bang Ranger's brains out. A mercenary who doesn't want to meet mom and eat pot roast? Yay! But maybe that's my Committment Issue. No, high school me would've gotten much more high-minded than this...she was most embarrassed about this taste. Because it's not Nice. ETA: But still, in the eighth grade I wanted to be graduation speaker, and I wrote a sample speech, which was probably too sarcastic to ever make a grad. speech, and I forgot my last line. So I would've told my eighth grade class "Hey, let's be careful out there." I...did not get to do that, needless to say.