Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Firefly Spoilers  

Discussion of all Firefly episodes, including "Trash", "The Message", "Heart of Gold", and any movie news.


Sue - May 06, 2005 3:34:31 am PDT #817 of 1424
hip deep in pie

I can't believe it either Ann! Not my Wash! I was starting to expect they'd all be dead at the end, and I was thinking so does this mean no sequel?


Am-Chau Yarkona - May 06, 2005 4:02:12 am PDT #818 of 1424
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

I'm glad I read that-- I'll be able to brace the non-spoiled fans in the household a little bit. The non-Buffyverse one especially might need reminding that Joss believes in killing off important characters to show you that the danger's real-- shades of Jesse and Jenny, and Doyle, in those deaths. Makes you hear Wash's line from the trailer, "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die?" quite differently, too.


amych - May 06, 2005 4:09:08 am PDT #819 of 1424
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

What, no waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! for Book ?


Am-Chau Yarkona - May 06, 2005 4:14:14 am PDT #820 of 1424
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

A little waah for Book. But recovered pretty quickly, considering. Way bigger waaAAAAAAAh! for Wash; my previous guess had been that one one crew death was likely, two would be more of a surprise in a single movie.


Anne W. - May 06, 2005 4:18:44 am PDT #821 of 1424
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

amych, there was plenty of WAAH! for Book when I first read of his demise, but it was eclipsed by the OMGWTFNONONONO!!!!!!!! for Wash.

One reason I don't mind being spoiled for HSQ moments in general is that it makes it easier to keep one eye on unspoiled friends' reactions to the HSQ. This can be highly entertaining.


amych - May 06, 2005 4:20:11 am PDT #822 of 1424
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

is that it makes it easier to keep one eye on unspoiled friends' reactions to the HSQ. This can be highly entertaining.

Oh, god yes. I still remember the GILES!!!!!!! heard 'round the world.


Laura - May 06, 2005 4:25:25 am PDT #823 of 1424
Our wings are not tired.

I read the whitefont. Thank you Jen!!! I have the advantage of a horrible memory and will likely experience the HSQ despite the spoilage. Also, sobbing now.


Anne W. - May 06, 2005 4:28:40 am PDT #824 of 1424
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Oh, god yes. I still remember the GILES!!!!!!! heard 'round the world.

Oh, yes indeedy. My one regret about Serenity being released in theaters rather than on TV is that there won't be a watch'n'post.


Sue - May 06, 2005 4:31:05 am PDT #825 of 1424
hip deep in pie

I still remember the GILES!!!!!!! heard 'round the world.

That was so awesome.


Frankenbuddha - May 06, 2005 4:38:12 am PDT #826 of 1424
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Huh, managed to make it two hours, but read both the HSQ spoilers from later, so I figured it wasn't going to make a difference.

Damn, now we'll never get Book's backstory.