Zoe: I thought you wanted to spend more time off-ship this visit. Wash: Out there is seems like it's all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code is easier and I know all the steps.

'Shindig'


Firefly Spoilers  

Discussion of all Firefly episodes, including "Trash", "The Message", "Heart of Gold", and any movie news.


Jen - May 05, 2005 8:56:21 pm PDT #800 of 1424
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

More...

The crew barricade themselves into a small part of a building and try to hold off the Reavers while Mal leaves them and heads to Mr. Universe. The Early-like character has been there before him and has killed Mr. Universe, but Mr. Universe's wifebot (echos of the Buffybot!) explains what happened and tells Mal there's a backup computer system deep in the building that's hard to get to but will broadcast the message about Miranda. Mal tries to get there but is intercepted by Early-like guy and they have a brutal fight. Mal wins, most improbably, and starts the broadcast.

Meanwhile, the rest of the crew are doing their best to hold off the Reavers but are failing fast. Zoe is mauled and Jayne is shot superfically--he's hurt but OK. Kaylee is shot, too, and isn't dead but isn't doing well. They retreat to a smaller room behind blast doors, but before they can shut them all the way, Simon is shot. Badly. He's going to die, but he left his medicine bag in the other room and as such can't do anything about it. River decides to take matters into her own hands and dives back into the Reavers, throwing the bag into the room with rest of the crew and sealing herself in with the Reavers. She then proceeds to kick Reaver ass until they're all dead.

She and Mal both re-enter the room where the rest of the crew are hiding; Early-like guy's men bust in a few seconds later and are about to kill River before Early-like guy calls it off, saying that it's too late and that the secret's already out.

In the tie-up montage, they rebuild Serenity, Zoe is strong in the face of her loss of Wash, Kaylee and (shirtless!) Simon finally hook up, and Inara and Mal nearly admit their feelings for each other. Inara thinks she might stay on the ship. Mal and River pilot Serenity off Mr. Universe's planet.

I thought it was incredible. Fans will appreciate it because everyone is clearly recognizable as the character they were in the show, and like the show, everyone gets good screentime. And I think new folk will like it because it's accessible to people who've never seen the show.

A lot of the language is the Jossiest of Joss; it brings the funny and the pain in equal amounts, and leaves you feeling bruised and traumatized but also amazed at the crew's fortitude and confident of their future. They'll keep flying. It won't always be easy, but they'll do it.

OK, now I have to go to bed.


JZ - May 05, 2005 8:58:12 pm PDT #801 of 1424
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Holy jumping Hannah.

applauds Jen wildly

cries


Lee - May 05, 2005 9:04:21 pm PDT #802 of 1424
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Joins JZ in the applause

(JZ-- you have email; I am also going to send you my work email and my phone number in just a second.)


Jen - May 05, 2005 9:06:02 pm PDT #803 of 1424
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

Thanks, JZ!

Also, anyone else who's seen it should please feel free to correct me if I got anything wrong or if I forgot anything entirely.

Really going to bed now.


Barry Woodward - May 05, 2005 9:10:27 pm PDT #804 of 1424
I fought the law and I won!

FYI: The Early-like guy is called the Operative.


tommyrot - May 05, 2005 9:14:21 pm PDT #805 of 1424
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It was good. And sad. I think Jen's recap got all the plot points.

Our film was a little unclear at points - almost as if they were using smaller film than standard movie film. Maybe they'll have that fixed for release.


tommyrot - May 05, 2005 9:16:01 pm PDT #806 of 1424
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

FYI: The Early-like guy is called the Operative.

Oh yeah. He claims to have no name. Also that he doesn't exist (not in any official records). But like 007, he seems to have a license to kill. Or else he just kills unlicensed.


Fay - May 05, 2005 9:31:09 pm PDT #807 of 1424
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Read the whitefont?

Don't read the whitefont?

Read the whitefont?

Don't read the whitefont?

Read the whitefont?

Don't read the whitefont?

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head explodes.

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disembodied spirit magically reads half the whitefont.

I'm SO glad it wasn't a disappointment! Yay! Oh, damn, I so want to see the BDM!


HiddenSky - May 05, 2005 9:47:03 pm PDT #808 of 1424
"There are two sorts of people in the world: those who believe Joss Whedon is a genius and those who are wrong." - Connie Ogle, Miami Herald

Well...

speechless for a moment

...that sounds awesome. Thank you, thank you, thank you for the recap. (I'm such a spoiler whore.)


StuntHusband - May 05, 2005 10:00:43 pm PDT #809 of 1424
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

And now the "keeping one's mouth shut for non-Buffista Firefly fans who have threatened BLOODY VENGEANCE if they're spoiled" begins.

Hear that? That's Alex's head exploding from the pressure.

Thank you for the info, he types calmly, while bellowing at his boyfriend sitting not 5 feet away...