Maybe she's already pregnant, is my theory. Because I too really, really want to meet that child some day.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
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Jars - Sep 23, 2005 9:36:35 am PDT #1244 of 1424
sumi - Sep 23, 2005 9:37:12 am PDT #1245 of 1424
Art Crawl!!!
No, no, I'm totally with you on that. . . I mean, it's future. . surely it will be much more common. then now.
Betsy HP - Sep 23, 2005 10:17:48 am PDT #1246 of 1424
If I only had a brain...
Maybe he has sperm on ice somewhere, and .. and ...
That's got to be SOP, right? right?
Nearmiss - Sep 23, 2005 10:33:18 am PDT #1247 of 1424
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.
That's got to be SOP, right? right?
It has to be. Simon's got it safely tucked away for a rainy day.
DavidS - Sep 23, 2005 10:33:18 am PDT #1248 of 1424
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That's got to be SOP, right? right?
I think that by that time in the future, they should be able to spin up some DNA from a Wash tissue or blood sample (which Simon would probably have on ice), and then put that in some sort of future faux sperm for impregnation purposes. I mean, we're not that far off from being able to do that with our current technology.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 23, 2005 10:40:06 am PDT #1249 of 1424
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Regardless of the genetics possibilities, the fact that any such child could only be raised by Zoe rather than Zoe and Wash would be heartbreaking.
DavidS - Sep 23, 2005 10:42:32 am PDT #1250 of 1424
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Regardless of the genetics possibilities, the fact that any such child could only be raised by Zoe rather than Zoe and Wash would be heartbreaking.
Yeah, but he'd have a cool and cantankerous Uncle Mal. It wouldn't be a bad ship to grow up on between Kaylee and Inara and Simon and River.
Betsy HP - Sep 23, 2005 10:43:24 am PDT #1251 of 1424
If I only had a brain...
I wouldn't trust River with my baby. When she flips out, she flips out big-time. There was no reason for her to knife Jayne.
DavidS - Sep 23, 2005 10:48:27 am PDT #1252 of 1424
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I wouldn't trust River with my baby. When she flips out, she flips out big-time. There was no reason for her to knife Jayne.
I'm not sure how Flipppy Outtie we're supposed to see River after the movie. In any event, I was only putting her in a willing playmate mode on things like jacks, not an unsupervised babysitter.
§ ita § - Sep 23, 2005 10:49:11 am PDT #1253 of 1424
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There's always a reason to knife Jayne. Sometimes, though, there are also reasons not to.