Frankly, and I know I'm going to cause debate, but I'm still sure I'm right, River could kick Buffy's ass.
But who would win in a fight between a Reaver and a vampire?
My money's on the Reaver, because at least they can master technology.
Zoe: What's that, sir? Mal: Freedom, is what. Zoe: No, I meant what's that? Mal: Oh. Yeah. Just step around it. I think something must've been living in here.
'Out Of Gas'
Firefly Spoilers
Discussion of all Firefly episodes, including "Trash", "The Message", "Heart of Gold", and any movie news.
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2005 9:24:32 am PDT #1086 of 1424
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
HiddenSky - Jun 24, 2005 9:33:16 am PDT #1087 of 1424
"There are two sorts of people in the world: those who believe Joss Whedon is a genius and those who are wrong." - Connie Ogle, Miami Herald
Frankly, and I know I'm going to cause debate, but I'm still sure I'm right, River could kick Buffy's ass.
I'd like to see Buffy, River, and Fray all in one room.
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2005 9:34:33 am PDT #1088 of 1424
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'd like to see Buffy, River, and Fray all in one room.
Now I'm picturing Buffy, River and Fray sitting down at a tea party....
DavidS - Jun 24, 2005 9:34:51 am PDT #1089 of 1424
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'd like to see Buffy, River, and Fray all in one room.
Is there Jello in this scenario?
HiddenSky - Jun 24, 2005 9:35:22 am PDT #1090 of 1424
"There are two sorts of people in the world: those who believe Joss Whedon is a genius and those who are wrong." - Connie Ogle, Miami Herald
Now I'm picturing Buffy, River and Fray sitting down at a tea party....
Of course, what else would they do? :)
Is there Jello in this scenario?
...or that works, too.
Mr. Broom - Jun 24, 2005 9:35:45 am PDT #1091 of 1424
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor
River only loses if Buffy and Melaka gang up on her. Maybe. Really, you can't overestimate the usefulness of being psychic in combat. Long as you're the least bit athletic, you will not get hit.
That said, I'd like to see it too, but for much less wholesome reasons.
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2005 9:37:21 am PDT #1092 of 1424
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Now I'm picturing River with a confused look on her face, analyzing Mr. Gordo.
ChiKat - Jun 24, 2005 9:40:27 am PDT #1093 of 1424
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
And is it wrong that, in the scene at the graves, all I could think was "DAMN, Gina Torres is HOTT!!!"?
If it is, then I'm in a very special hell. Because DAYUM, Gina Torres was smokin'. I mean pinged my Kinsey meter so hard I gasped.
Gris - Jun 24, 2005 9:44:04 am PDT #1094 of 1424
Hey. New board.
Now I'm picturing River with a confused look on her face, analyzing Mr. Gordo.
Somebody needs to draw this. At the River/Fray/Buffy tea party. And I need a poster of it.
Get on it!
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2005 9:45:22 am PDT #1095 of 1424
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And then River says to Buffy, "Your pig smells like vampire."