And then River says to Buffy, "Your pig smells like vampire."

Oh, hey, Adam Hughes, who drew the OMWF poster, was at the Charlotte screening, and said he's doing the cover for the TPB of the Serenity comics.

Which I TOTALLY HAVE to read.

It felt like a Very Buffy Moment.

It looked rather like Excalibraxe broken in two, to me.

Still haven't caught up. Still won't be able to until Sunday.

Does anyone know where I could find a transcript of Joss's speech at the start of the film? Because, I swear to God, I could use it for work.

It was linked in one of the threads a few weeks back. I can't find the original link, but I found the copy I made and posted into an e-mail I sent to Browncoat friends. (gmail's search function is beautiful thing.)

Hi, my name is Joss Whedon. Before we begin the special screening, I have a little story I want to tell you. It's about a TV show called Firefly.

Firefly went on the air a few years ago and was instantly hailed by critics as one of the most canceled shows of the year. It was ignored and abandoned and the story should end there, but it doesn't, because the people who made the show and the people who saw the show (which is...roughly...the same number of people) fell in love with it a little bit...too much to let it go, too much to lay down arms when the battle looked pretty much lost. In Hollywood, people like that are called 'unrealistic' ... 'quixotic' ... 'obsessive'.

In my world, they're called 'Browncoats'.

Whether you've watched the show, or saw the DVD's, or whether you've never set foot in the Firefly universe before tonight, the fact that you're here means that you are part of something...something that is a little bit remarkable. This movie should not exist. Failed TV shows don't get made into major motion pictures unless the creator, the cast, and the fans believe beyond reason.

It's what I've felt. It's what I've seen...in the DVD sales, the booths at the cons run by fans, the websites, the fundraisers... all the work the fans have done to help make this movie. It is, in an unprecedented sense, your movie...which means, if it sucks, it's your fault. You let us down, but let's not dwell on your failures because the work is not done.

I have to finish making it. Obviously it's not quite the final cut and you will notice some placeholders in music and effects, but we're very close. Once we are finished, we have to get people to see it. Now, obviously the studio is going to do their thing. There will be ads and trailers and all that joy, but this movie doesn't have stars and it doesn't have a giant mega-budget or even a simple salable premise. What it has is us, the people who believed unreasonably.

If this movie matters to you, let somebody know. Let everybody know.Make yourselves heard. If you don't like the movie, this is a time for quiet, silent contemplation. But, when the unfinished credits roll, if you still call yourself a Browncoat, remember the millions of people who don't...who might.

I want us to do this together. The cast is going to be appearing wherever they can. I'm going to be blogging and stumping and whatever I can think of. We've got Can'tStopTheSignal.com up and running...I'm fairly certain. We're all doing everything we can to make this the event that it should be.

Just remember, they tried to kill us...they did kill us...and here we are. We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty. Thank you for helping to get this movie as far as it has gotten.

Welcome to Serenity.

Thanks muchly!

I swear to God, I could use it for work.

Whatever you're hatching (and I won't ask), that's gotta be the coolest work ever.

Whatever you're hatching (and I won't ask), that's gotta be the coolest work ever.

Perhaps some scheme to replace temp workers with Reavers?

If you don't like the movie, this is a time for quiet, silent contemplation.

"If you don't like my marketing presentation now is a good time to shut your piehole."

"If you don't like my marketing presentation now is a good time to shut your piehole."

Joss is an amazing guerrilla marketer, but to be fair, that line was delivered in his typical self-deprecating, ironic style.