Oh, dear lord...I'm a few minutes behind live Smallville, but... damn, stranding him on a desert island and making him all painfully sunburned? OW. And stranded with a man who fondles him, and has been alone for years? Hehehehhe.
Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.
'Safe'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
meara - Oct 01, 2003 3:36:23 pm PDT #802 of 10000
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2003 3:40:25 pm PDT #803 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hmm. I smell a time warp and Cap'n Jack slashfic.
amych - Oct 01, 2003 3:42:10 pm PDT #804 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Hmm. I smell a time warp
Given that I don't see any reason to think that Lex is even vaguely in his right mind? Hell FUCKING yeah .
Frankenbuddha - Oct 01, 2003 3:42:44 pm PDT #805 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I smell he's on Lionel's estate and being drugged - no time has passed. And I don't watch this show.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 01, 2003 3:57:07 pm PDT #806 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
oh. the. shock. the. excitement. I. can't. wait. until. next...zzzzzz....
There is a certain perverse charm to General Zod being Clark's biological father, but other than that. Feh.
JohnSweden - Oct 01, 2003 3:59:20 pm PDT #807 of 10000
I can't even.
Not enough wtf in the world, really.
Bring on the Vamp!Soul twins. They have a DarkSide, they have a LightSide! Well, NSM with the light. Woo.
meara - Oct 01, 2003 4:03:38 pm PDT #808 of 10000
I smell he's on Lionel's estate and being drugged - no time has passed.
Heh. I was just catching up and thinking "So, wait, he got lost in FakeJamaica??"
P.M. Marc - Oct 01, 2003 6:21:15 pm PDT #809 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Dear Smallville.
I love you.
(*MWAH*)
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2003 6:25:01 pm PDT #810 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I adored the chest-baring moment in the phone booth, and still hope that there could be some chick named Lori that he meets in the club.
Also, Lex has no shirt.
Someone needs to explain evil to them, though. Proper evil, above and beyond what the actor brings to the screen. Because, when you're Tom Welling, you need as much help as possible. So -- leather, sideburns, nancy boy hair gel, SOMETHING.
C'mon, people.
amych - Oct 01, 2003 6:27:48 pm PDT #811 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Clark slipped his flaming red class ring over his finger, buttoned up his black shirt to cover the brand burned deep into his chest, and squeezed out a generous dollop of Nancy Boy Hair Gel. "$19 a bottle?" he said to himself. "What do I care? I'm a bad boy."