Hmm. I smell a time warp and Cap'n Jack slashfic.
I said I'm sorry. I've made mistakes, but fear was never one of them.
Lilah ,'Conviction (1)'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2003 3:40:25 pm PDT #803 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
amych - Oct 01, 2003 3:42:10 pm PDT #804 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Hmm. I smell a time warp
Given that I don't see any reason to think that Lex is even vaguely in his right mind? Hell FUCKING yeah .
Frankenbuddha - Oct 01, 2003 3:42:44 pm PDT #805 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I smell he's on Lionel's estate and being drugged - no time has passed. And I don't watch this show.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 01, 2003 3:57:07 pm PDT #806 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
oh. the. shock. the. excitement. I. can't. wait. until. next...zzzzzz....
There is a certain perverse charm to General Zod being Clark's biological father, but other than that. Feh.
JohnSweden - Oct 01, 2003 3:59:20 pm PDT #807 of 10000
I can't even.
Not enough wtf in the world, really.
Bring on the Vamp!Soul twins. They have a DarkSide, they have a LightSide! Well, NSM with the light. Woo.
meara - Oct 01, 2003 4:03:38 pm PDT #808 of 10000
I smell he's on Lionel's estate and being drugged - no time has passed.
Heh. I was just catching up and thinking "So, wait, he got lost in FakeJamaica??"
P.M. Marc - Oct 01, 2003 6:21:15 pm PDT #809 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Dear Smallville.
I love you.
(*MWAH*)
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2003 6:25:01 pm PDT #810 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I adored the chest-baring moment in the phone booth, and still hope that there could be some chick named Lori that he meets in the club.
Also, Lex has no shirt.
Someone needs to explain evil to them, though. Proper evil, above and beyond what the actor brings to the screen. Because, when you're Tom Welling, you need as much help as possible. So -- leather, sideburns, nancy boy hair gel, SOMETHING.
C'mon, people.
amych - Oct 01, 2003 6:27:48 pm PDT #811 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Clark slipped his flaming red class ring over his finger, buttoned up his black shirt to cover the brand burned deep into his chest, and squeezed out a generous dollop of Nancy Boy Hair Gel. "$19 a bottle?" he said to himself. "What do I care? I'm a bad boy."
Kate P. - Oct 01, 2003 6:47:19 pm PDT #812 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Wow. Smallville was completely ridiculous tonight! What the hell does red kryptonite do anyway? (I missed all of last season, where it was probably explained.) Why does it make Clark's chest go all glowy? Which one was Rutger Hauer? I definitely enjoyed it, though--light on the HoYay, sadly, but the GAYLE (it has to be the look "Lewis" gives Lex, with his fingers brushing Lex's shoulder, as he asks him to stay on the island with him) was great, and made even better by the fact that Lex imagined it all. Did anyone else think that he was calling Clark's name as the airplane zoomed overhead? And what was up with that skeleton in the stream, and why was it wearing a Lex Luthor necklace (at least, I assume that's what the LL pattern was)?