Clark slipped his flaming red class ring over his finger, buttoned up his black shirt to cover the brand burned deep into his chest, and squeezed out a generous dollop of Nancy Boy Hair Gel. "$19 a bottle?" he said to himself. "What do I care? I'm a bad boy."
Don't worry, I'm not gonna start any sword fights. I'm over that phase.
Mal ,'War Stories'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
amych - Oct 01, 2003 6:27:48 pm PDT #811 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Kate P. - Oct 01, 2003 6:47:19 pm PDT #812 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Wow. Smallville was completely ridiculous tonight! What the hell does red kryptonite do anyway? (I missed all of last season, where it was probably explained.) Why does it make Clark's chest go all glowy? Which one was Rutger Hauer? I definitely enjoyed it, though--light on the HoYay, sadly, but the GAYLE (it has to be the look "Lewis" gives Lex, with his fingers brushing Lex's shoulder, as he asks him to stay on the island with him) was great, and made even better by the fact that Lex imagined it all. Did anyone else think that he was calling Clark's name as the airplane zoomed overhead? And what was up with that skeleton in the stream, and why was it wearing a Lex Luthor necklace (at least, I assume that's what the LL pattern was)?
P.M. Marc - Oct 01, 2003 6:49:45 pm PDT #813 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I thought he was saying Clark, too.
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2003 6:50:41 pm PDT #814 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Every single time he said "Lewis" I thought it was either "Clark" or "Lois".
Pinwiz - Oct 01, 2003 7:22:27 pm PDT #815 of 10000
Missing in action since 2002...
Shirtless Lex, fighting off a hunky version of his own latent homosexuality?
Clark, meeting hot women every night but ending up with his bartender?
Bo Duke, superhero?
I'm happy.
(Seriously. This was the first time Smallville truly surprised me with that ending moment.)
P.M. Marc - Oct 01, 2003 7:44:27 pm PDT #816 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Pinwiz, I'm so with you.
And as Amych pointed out to me -- Lewis is an OBVIOUS connection to Clark.
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2003 7:45:28 pm PDT #817 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The bartender was HOT.
edit: And MR looks better with no shirt on than TW.
Kat - Oct 01, 2003 8:10:43 pm PDT #818 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
edit: And MR looks better with no shirt on than TW.
Hey. That was my line.
SV was so freakin' ridiculous tonight. How was PapaKent strong enough to withstand the streaming skittles. Why didn't he just die?
The only upside was how gently the metaphor was played with Lex.
t /sarcasm
Nutty - Oct 02, 2003 5:06:46 am PDT #819 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I watched it with a cat-calling crew of villains, and that's probably the best way.
Not enough wtf in the world, really.
What, when you're a bad boy living on your own in the big city, on ill-gotten gains, going to nightclubs every night, in jeans slung down low enough you have to shave your pubes, surely you're a virgin too? (Of course, considering the Woman of Kleenex factor, we should probably be grateful this is an 8 o'clock show.)
Also, we were wondering where all the desert islands are in Kansas. That flight was a lot longer than it seemed.
And ALSO! The whole thing with how the wife survived? How there was one parachute left and Lex valiantly made her take it? They ripped off that old Kissinger joke about the priest and the hippie. "No problem, man. The smartest man in the world just jumped out with my knapsack!"
Let us merely say there was laughter, and fail to specify whether it was "at" or "with".
Lyra Jane - Oct 02, 2003 5:17:46 am PDT #820 of 10000
Up with the sun
It didn't make much sense, but TW is extremely, extremely pretty, and has many teeth. It was nice to gaze at him.
I'm assuming SuperPapa Kent is temporary? has to be, right?