Ah, that's right, Ken, it is completely spoilery. OTOH the overview is so quick that most of the specific plot twists will be new to you. If they ever get around to airing the last of the season...
Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.
Xander ,'First Date'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Consuela - Sep 26, 2003 9:36:49 am PDT #664 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
DCJensen - Sep 26, 2003 10:30:47 am PDT #665 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Every time one of you folks mentions Methos, I get the mental image of some twenty year-old kid with a roll of candy in his hand and an obnoxious smirk on his face. Stop it!
That's Mentos, not Methos. You shouldn't besmirch the dignity of the oldest known immortal by confusing him with semi-soft anarchic candy.
§ ita § - Sep 26, 2003 10:31:17 am PDT #666 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dignity? Don't besmirch his molten hotness.
shrift - Sep 26, 2003 10:41:23 am PDT #667 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I never have the problem of confusing Mentos with Methos.
One has those insanely annoying Mentos: The Freshmaker! commercials that, at times, have made me want to dive into the TV screen and kill with my bare hands.
Methos, on the other hand -- (wait, no, I want him on both hands) -- and, well, there are plenty of things I want to do to him with my bare hands...
Sean K - Sep 26, 2003 10:51:04 am PDT #668 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
One has those insanely annoying Mentos: The Freshmaker! commercials that, at times, have made me want to dive into the TV screen and kill with my bare hands.
Das Freschenmacher!
I would pay good money to watch shrift kill the Mentos people.
Dana - Sep 26, 2003 10:55:25 am PDT #669 of 10000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I'd pay good money to watch Methos kill the Mentos people. With a few pithy comments about the state of advertising over the centuries.
sumi - Sep 26, 2003 10:56:50 am PDT #670 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!
Yes! He'd draw an unexpected knife and gut them before beheading them.
JohnSweden - Sep 26, 2003 10:59:11 am PDT #671 of 10000
I can't even.
Ack! Missed the number of the beast, just because I have nothing to say about Farscape. Mentos, on the other hand ...
Speaking of annoying ads, you know the Juicy Fruit ads where the two snowboard punks trash the John Denver-like guy's guitar for singing the kumbaya-like version of their jingle? I'd just love for them to try that shit around me. I'd so stand up for square guy by busting their smug asses.
Um, done.
shrift - Sep 26, 2003 11:03:47 am PDT #672 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
He'd draw an unexpected knife and gut them before beheading them.
I'd be backing him up with a chainsaw.
And then we'd get the Old Navy people.
Steph L. - Sep 26, 2003 11:14:46 am PDT #673 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
The Crack_van Farscape guide had me howling:
Noranti - aka Old Woman, aka Granny - showed up out of nowhere. No one can figure out where she came from and yet no one seems concerned about this, either. Making it more confusing, she doesn't turn out to be more than vaguely sinister. She does go around making a lot of remarks that are either cryptic or inane, spits on things a lot, and gives John drugs. She can also mind-warp people into seeing whatever she wants.
We can only hope the mess made of the fourth season was all her doing.
AND
I am so traumatized by Aeryn's death, I can't cross bridges or shop the frozen food aisle for months.
AND
John gets sucked into a wormhole by a really pissed-off group of Ancients, and meets a dude who looks like he should be the Narrator from Our Town in the village of the damned
BWAH!