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A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
I never have the problem of confusing Mentos with Methos.
One has those insanely annoying Mentos: The Freshmaker! commercials that, at times, have made me want to dive into the TV screen and kill with my bare hands.
Methos, on the other hand -- (wait, no, I want him on both hands) -- and, well, there are plenty of things I want to do to him with my bare hands...
One has those insanely annoying Mentos: The Freshmaker! commercials that, at times, have made me want to dive into the TV screen and kill with my bare hands.
Das Freschenmacher!
I would pay good money to watch shrift kill the Mentos people.
I'd pay good money to watch Methos kill the Mentos people. With a few pithy comments about the state of advertising over the centuries.
Yes! He'd draw an unexpected knife and gut them before beheading them.
Ack! Missed the number of the beast, just because I have nothing to say about Farscape. Mentos, on the other hand ...
Speaking of annoying ads, you know the Juicy Fruit ads where the two snowboard punks trash the John Denver-like guy's guitar for singing the kumbaya-like version of their jingle? I'd just love for them to try that shit around me. I'd so stand up for square guy by busting their smug asses.
Um, done.
He'd draw an unexpected knife and gut them before beheading them.
I'd be backing him up with a chainsaw.
And then we'd get the Old Navy people.
The Crack_van Farscape guide had me howling:
Noranti - aka Old Woman, aka Granny - showed up out of nowhere. No one can figure out where she came from and yet no one seems concerned about this, either. Making it more confusing, she doesn't turn out to be more than vaguely sinister. She does go around making a lot of remarks that are either cryptic or inane, spits on things a lot, and gives John drugs. She can also mind-warp people into seeing whatever she wants.
We can only hope the mess made of the fourth season was all her doing.
AND
I am so traumatized by Aeryn's death, I can't cross bridges or shop the frozen food aisle for months.
AND
John gets sucked into a wormhole by a really pissed-off group of Ancients, and meets a dude who looks like he should be the Narrator from Our Town in the village of the damned
BWAH!
I blame all of you for me having
Methos fresh and full of life
stuck in my head.
OK, after hearing scary innuendos, I went over to Sci-Fi.com and what the Frell are they doing with their schedule? They do seem to be showing all of season one and a few season two and then nothing (Oct 14-16 8am-5pm except only to noon on the 16th). Meanwhile, they've got Taken on during the Sunday night spot. Grrr.
Also have a mention of the Firefly dvds, which I thought was odd. Yeah, it's sci-fi, but it's not their show.
eta Also, I keep thinking Porthos when everyone is mentioning Methos, and wondering why they are lusting after Capt. Archers beagle.
eta Also, I keep thinking Porthos when everyone is mentioning Methos, and wondering why they are lusting after Capt. Archers beagle.
(Attempts to scrub brain of Porthos/Duncan. FAILS.)
(This thread bad for mental health.)