Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.


Anne W. - Mar 01, 2004 8:06:38 am PST #3962 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I want to see the thing as a tourist attraction sometime. I mean, come on! There's this big ring sitting in the middle of a field, and no one's treating it like Stonehenge?

Wrod. Can you imagine the diplomatic disaster if the big bloopy wave took out a kindergarten field trip?


Consuela - Mar 01, 2004 8:07:31 am PST #3963 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I mean, come on! There's this big ring sitting in the middle of a field, and no one's treating it like Stonehenge?

Katie, that is such a plot bunny.

I assign it to you. Go forth and be funny.


Katie M - Mar 01, 2004 8:09:47 am PST #3964 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Wrod. Can you imagine the diplomatic disaster if the big bloopy wave took out a kindergarten field trip?

There's actually a piece of fanfic out there that does this. I don't recall liking it very much, though, as I'm pretty sure it was just used as a way to make Daniel wallow and feel bad. (I'm not immune to that sort of story, but this wasn't a particularly good example of the genre.)

I assign it to you. Go forth and be funny.

Heh. Well, maybe. Funny is haaaaaaard, though.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 01, 2004 8:24:39 am PST #3965 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I thought that only kicked in if the other gate itself was damaged.

Isn't the gate material all but indestructible? I recall the episode where they linked to a world that had just been hit by a kernel black hole, and the gravity transmitted through the gate was enough to crumple the titanium iris with tidal forces and generate a very pronounced relativistic time dilation effect.


Emily - Mar 01, 2004 8:26:46 am PST #3966 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Yup. That's the episode I always think is 'Singularity' but in fact it isn't. And Sam wasn't sure that a naquada-enhanced nuclear blast would destroy the gate.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 01, 2004 8:54:06 am PST #3967 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I remember that one of the go'auld (Apophis? Anubis?) did something that supercharged the SG-1 gate and made it explode in a potentially earth-destroying blast, but my impression was he'd had to pump it full of nearly its own rest mass again in energy before it reached the limit and went POW!


Thomash - Mar 01, 2004 10:46:33 am PST #3968 of 10000
I have a plan.

I sort of remember that one. They tried to launch the gate into space since they couldn't stop it from blowing. As I recall they almost failed to do it too.

eta: I think it was Apophis who did it.


Emily - Mar 01, 2004 11:02:18 am PST #3969 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I thought that was Heru'ur. Or possibly Sokar. Whoever it was who threatened the SGC unless they gave Apophis' body back?


Dana - Mar 01, 2004 11:21:43 am PST #3970 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

That was Sokar, but he was just super-heating the iris. I don't think it was going to make the Stargate blow.

Not that I watch...oh, wait, I outed myself. Damn.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2004 11:23:57 am PST #3971 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I love Dana. She's so cute.