Mind you, that 'door goes down on a compromising position for Daniel' was like the perfect S&M badfic setup! Except, het.
Aw, hell. It didn't even occur to me this was going to be a To Be Continued.
Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.
'Conviction (1)'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Emily - Nov 20, 2003 1:59:57 pm PST #2304 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
meara - Nov 20, 2003 4:17:36 pm PST #2305 of 10000
OK, I'm watching Smallville now....and I just have to say...
"bag full of benjamins"??????? good lord.
Theodosia - Nov 20, 2003 4:49:55 pm PST #2306 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
meara, they're just hip to the talk these kids use today.
Katie M - Nov 20, 2003 6:24:17 pm PST #2307 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Why is there not more terrible exploitatory fanfic out there about this?!? Does something very stupid happen?
Well, he is wearing that really silly outfit. (My favorite summary of this two-parter ever: "And that's the one where Daniel goes undercover as a slaveboy to the goa'uld." "You mean, for real? Like, in canon? This is the best fandom ever!" "You haven't seen what they had him wear yet.")
lori - Nov 20, 2003 9:46:43 pm PST #2308 of 10000
Seth, protecting the maize:
"Mom? Come on, you're uncomfortably close to the corn right now. Please, can we back up a little bit?"
Finally watched this week's The OC tonight. Yummy.
§ ita § - Nov 21, 2003 4:00:58 am PST #2309 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ryan, stud of the wifebeater, has remained completely shirted so far. Seth? My god, the trollop -- he'd have been naked in no time.
Jessica - Nov 21, 2003 4:34:40 am PST #2310 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Only while making out. They were both already shirtless in the pool.
§ ita § - Nov 21, 2003 4:38:51 am PST #2311 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, I remember, trust me. But Seth starting to disrobe the first time he gets horizontal with Summer? Dude!
Nutty - Nov 21, 2003 5:17:16 am PST #2312 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Oh, come on, Titanic killed Leonardo diCaprio. For that alone, you have to smile.
Betsy and Ple are me.
I will spare you all my smartypantsedness about how Smallvillian ideas of the 72-hour hold make no sense at all, complete with "Yes, hello, committing a felony during a psychotic episode doesn't mean you won't go to trial eventually!" and "It usually takes psychosurgery to cause permanent anterograde amnesia, and not only is it retrograde amnesia you want to cause, Haldol and a straight jacket won't do the trick!" Whoops, too late.
The only upside to these recent developments is that now? Prison break from Arkham Asylum!! What fun!
JZ - Nov 21, 2003 6:32:09 am PST #2313 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Confession: Hec and I watched The OC last night, and now we cannot stop saying "That's very minty of you."
Also, on the rare occasions that we do manage to stop, we find ourselves mouthing the word "Anathema!" at each other, with inappropriately enthusiastic hand gestures.