Why is there not more terrible exploitatory fanfic out there about this?!? Does something very stupid happen?
I don't know, you could run with the fic though. I've seen that ep and I'm sure with the right amount of imagination a whole lot of S&M could come out of it.
This is what I'm saying! People come up with the crazy sex out of the boringest episode... I'd have thought this would be golden!
Mind you, Daniel is a startlingly good trusted slave. Maybe he should consider a career as a personal assistant.
Daniel is a startlingly good trusted slave.
Because Startlingly bad ones don't survive....
Um... yes, but strictly speaking he only just started being one. Have you seen the episode?
Maybe there's a side to him we aren't really allowed to see outside of European television.
Why? Does he sense great emotional pain?
Actually, I meant he's efficient, knowledgable, and quick-thinking.
No, really! I did! He's all, "Oh, that's Bast, here's the stuff about her; ooh, that's the other guy, here's how he killed millions..."
Does he sense great emotional pain?
Why else would he be running around saving sparkly civilisations or weepy princesses?
I'm thinking the phrase "stuff happens" means little to him.
He is quick like that. But wouldn't you think the other System Lords would know more about each other then he would. They might not be nice neighbors but they've been around each other longer than he has.