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Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.


tina f. - Nov 13, 2003 12:30:04 pm PST #1983 of 10000

I've been so spoiled by fandoms full of obsessive geeks with actual skills.

Yesterday I was searching for Jane E.'s next GG ep. Nada. Then I realized GG doesn't really lend itself to the obsessive geeks who build spoiler sites.

I have been able to find one transcript for ep 2 of the O.C. and that is it.


§ ita § - Nov 13, 2003 12:37:24 pm PST #1984 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

smonster is also uncannily retentive in that regard.


amych - Nov 13, 2003 12:39:58 pm PST #1985 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Same one I found, tina. And, yeah, we really are spoiled by the culture of Jossverse fans including ourselves.

Anyway, the exchange (and, are we surprised at all?) is the one in the kitchen at breakfast, where Ryan is talking about wanting to find some kind of extracurricular activity to go out for in order to get more involved in school. Seth has come in the middle of the scene, but before this. Anyway, Sandy says something like,

Sandy: What about Archery? The Harbor School is really good at Archery!
Seth: Archery, dad?!
Sandy: Or fencing!
Seth: Dad, your Jewishness has doomed me to a life of unathletic blah blah...

or something to that effect.

And, umm, yeah. Me, laughing my ass off. Like there's any big surprise there.


lori - Nov 13, 2003 12:41:12 pm PST #1986 of 10000

tina, did you see this ep guide for GG? It sometimes has spoilers, at least a few casting spoilers.


DavidS - Nov 13, 2003 12:42:36 pm PST #1987 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heh. I thought of you, amych, when I saw that scene. Seth makes some rejoinder about picking something from this century I think before he blames judaism for his incipient geekery.


Kat - Nov 13, 2003 12:43:34 pm PST #1988 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

OH Amych. hold on. I have that quote.


amych - Nov 13, 2003 12:44:17 pm PST #1989 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I thought of you, amych, when I saw that scene.

Like I said, not a surprise.


Kat - Nov 13, 2003 12:45:11 pm PST #1990 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Oh crap. I only have the punchline:

"Open your mind here, dad. This isn't me we're talking about. With Ryan here we have a chance to have a real athlete in the family. Somebody to achieve all that your jewishness has provented me from accomplishing. Hey! I always wanted to play soccer."


tina f. - Nov 13, 2003 12:47:43 pm PST #1991 of 10000

I just re-watched that ep last night (uhm me obsessive about the O.C.- no, not at all) - and still my mind can't recall the lines exactly. There's another part of Seth's line in there about them being able to have a real athlete in the family finally.

Thanks for the GG link, lori. No sight of Jane's next ep there either. hmph.

edit: d'oh. x-post.


amych - Nov 13, 2003 12:48:26 pm PST #1992 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Ooh, thank you, Kat -- that's the part I most wanted anyway!