My mom used to refer to my dog as her granddog.
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Whenever I visit my Mom, her dog runs to the door, and she says to him "Petey! It's your sister!"
The resemblance is spooky.
Mom has tried to refer to me as her cat's sister but I put my foot down, but she was determined to make us relatives so now I'm "auntie."
She refers to my cat has her "grandcat."
My mother referred to our dogs as "your problem". Given how she talks about us, that's just like calling them family, really.
My mother has a slight problem remembering names, so I've always been "Gladys-Janet-Sadie-Connie" to her in times of stress, but now she's appended "-Sylvia-Gertrude." Who are cats.
I'll bet she never taught them how to spin rats, ita.
I'll bet she never taught them how to spin rats, ita.
No, but she'd have swung them, given the slightest provocation.
Ah, but would she have swung you ?
You're assuming she didn't, aren't you?