Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.


Lyra Jane - Oct 28, 2003 6:43:05 am PST #1517 of 10000
Up with the sun

=there's the story about how David Duchovny became so smitten with the dog that he adopted his daughter.

Am I the only one who is really confused by this sentence?


Nutty - Oct 28, 2003 6:45:12 am PST #1518 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

There was a dog. Dog had puppies. Puppy was adopted. Later there was a wife and children, but they were unrelated to the dog situation.


Lyra Jane - Oct 28, 2003 6:52:51 am PST #1519 of 10000
Up with the sun

Thanks, Nutty. I thought Téa had come into the picture a little later, and their kids aren't adopted AFAIK.

(PLus, I've never heard "daughter" used to indicate an animal before. "Mommy/Daddy," yes, but it doesn't seem to go the other way.)


brenda m - Oct 28, 2003 7:15:36 am PST #1520 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

My mom used to refer to my dog as her granddog.


Steph L. - Oct 28, 2003 7:19:06 am PST #1521 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Whenever I visit my Mom, her dog runs to the door, and she says to him "Petey! It's your sister!"

My brotherdog.


Trudy Booth - Oct 28, 2003 7:22:19 am PST #1522 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The resemblance is spooky.


askye - Oct 28, 2003 7:22:34 am PST #1523 of 10000
Thrive to spite them

Mom has tried to refer to me as her cat's sister but I put my foot down, but she was determined to make us relatives so now I'm "auntie."

She refers to my cat has her "grandcat."


§ ita § - Oct 28, 2003 7:23:36 am PST #1524 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My mother referred to our dogs as "your problem". Given how she talks about us, that's just like calling them family, really.


Theodosia - Oct 28, 2003 8:04:53 am PST #1525 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

My mother has a slight problem remembering names, so I've always been "Gladys-Janet-Sadie-Connie" to her in times of stress, but now she's appended "-Sylvia-Gertrude." Who are cats.


Trudy Booth - Oct 28, 2003 8:05:55 am PST #1526 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'll bet she never taught them how to spin rats, ita.