Thing 1/Thing 2?
ewwww.
Zoe: First rule of battle, little one. Don't ever let 'em know where you are. Mal: Whoo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of me? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on! Aaah! Whoo-hoo! Zoe: Of course, there are other schools of thought...
'The Message'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
tina f. - Oct 15, 2003 11:32:03 am PDT #1156 of 10000
JenP - Oct 15, 2003 11:33:57 am PDT #1157 of 10000
Mind! Mind in new places!!
Very bad.
DCJensen - Oct 15, 2003 12:09:35 pm PDT #1158 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
I do not want you in the car
I do not want you on the bar
Do not imply I will go far
or I will inflict you with a scar!
Much more of this I cannot take
I do not want your little snake!
Wolfram - Oct 15, 2003 12:28:40 pm PDT #1159 of 10000
Visilurking
Actually some of the actual rhymes don't require filking:
Say!
In the dark? Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!
Would you, could you, on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
will not, will not, with a goat.
Don't know why Sam thought the goat would be appealing.
amych - Oct 15, 2003 12:29:46 pm PDT #1160 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Don't know why Sam thought the goat would be appealing.
Hey, you know, there's fic for every imaginable kink.
amych - Oct 15, 2003 12:29:55 pm PDT #1161 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
amych - Oct 15, 2003 12:30:06 pm PDT #1162 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
amych - Oct 15, 2003 12:30:13 pm PDT #1163 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
JenP - Oct 15, 2003 1:10:30 pm PDT #1164 of 10000
Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!
BWAH! And all the BWAHier because it's real. And I may never be able to read that particular book to my niece again without disolving into fits of hysterical laughter. Well, she'll think that's just as funny anyway.
Jessica - Oct 15, 2003 2:22:37 pm PDT #1165 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
You all do know of the Dr. Suess Purity Test, yes?
[edited, now links to a version that actually scores]