Actually some of the actual rhymes don't require filking:
Say!
In the dark? Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!
Would you, could you, on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
will not, will not, with a goat.
Don't know why Sam thought the goat would be appealing.
Don't know why Sam thought the goat would be appealing.
Hey, you know, there's fic for every imaginable kink.
Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!
BWAH! And all the BWAHier because it's real. And I may never be able to read that particular book to my niece again without disolving into fits of hysterical laughter. Well, she'll think that's just as funny anyway.
You all do know of the Dr. Suess Purity Test, yes?
[edited, now links to a version that actually scores]
So Smallville. Does EVERY villain on this show figure out Clark's weakness, while the majority of his closest friends never figure out his secret? Weak.
Does EVERY villain on this show figure out Clark's weakness, while the majority of his closest friends never figure out his secret?
Consider Clark's friends: Chloe knows. Pete knows. Lana—emdashwithnofrickinspacesanywherenearitallrightPlei?—'Nuff said.
