Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!
BWAH! And all the BWAHier because it's real. And I may never be able to read that particular book to my niece again without disolving into fits of hysterical laughter. Well, she'll think that's just as funny anyway.
You all do know of the Dr. Suess Purity Test, yes?
[edited, now links to a version that actually scores]
So Smallville. Does EVERY villain on this show figure out Clark's weakness, while the majority of his closest friends never figure out his secret? Weak.
Does EVERY villain on this show figure out Clark's weakness, while the majority of his closest friends never figure out his secret?
Consider Clark's friends: Chloe knows. Pete knows. Lana—emdashwithnofrickinspacesanywherenearitallrightPlei?—'Nuff said.
Oh, I knew Pete knew, but I didn't realize Chloe was in on it too. Girl reporter - right, makes sense.
And now
Lana knows. Yee. Haw.
eta Or maybe not
rolls eyes
I don't think Chloe knows.
Does she?
I'm starting to suspect that all of Smallville is under the Monks' spell. Because they keep kind of figuring out that there's a connection between Ben Clark and Glory Weird Shit in General, and then sort of forgetting about it as soon as they turn the next corner.
I'm starting to suspect that all of Smallville is under the Monks' spell. Because they keep kind of figuring out that there's a connection between Ben Clark and Glory Weird Shit in General, and then sort of forgetting about it as soon as they turn the next corner.
Wait, so you're saying there's some sort connection between Clark and the meteor rocks?