Ben ,'The Killer In Me'
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
I'm still scarred by the revelation that My Little Pony slashfiic exists out there somewhere.
I may have to unsubscribe from this thread before any more of my childhood memories lose their innocence.
ETA: X-post with JenP and my post was first but I think it was made to disappear due to wonky-boardage
So this means there's probably Dr. Seuss slash out there somewhere, right?
Cat in the Hat/Grinch?
I do not like them Sam-I-Am! You, on the other hand....
Thing 1/Thing 2?
ewwww.
Mind! Mind in new places!!
Very bad.
I do not want you in the car
I do not want you on the bar
Do not imply I will go far
or I will inflict you with a scar!
Much more of this I cannot take
I do not want your little snake!
Actually some of the actual rhymes don't require filking:
Say!
In the dark? Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!
Would you, could you, on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
will not, will not, with a goat.
Don't know why Sam thought the goat would be appealing.
Don't know why Sam thought the goat would be appealing.
Hey, you know, there's fic for every imaginable kink.