I wasn't being serious, John.

Me neither. Rarely am. Often a tease, though.

Megan, I would complain to the management company about him offering to clean. Did you think their points were legitimate? Remember about normal wear...

I have lost my voice and I'm insanely congested. It sucks.

Did you think their points were legitimate?

he said that we didn't clean the top of the fridge (I did) or the top of the cupboards (I kind of did but it could be better). He also didn't think the oven was clean enough so I bought a razor scraper last night at Zellers and I'm gonna get that sucker so clean you could eat off it. He also said that we didn't clean the linen closet. Whatever.

I'm going to keep the cleaning products there and if they say "That's still dirty" I'm going to clean it on the spot until it is to their satisfaction. I just wanna be out of there.

Actually her whole wardrobe is kinda questionable, but it isn't spoilage

I'll brook no disrespect of the camo skirt, though. Fair warning. That was kickass.

Megan, that's nutty!

I still have no voice. I think I'm freaking the cats out, because the only sounds I can make are in the lower registers and even then it's pretty squawky.

I think the Archives is trying to kill me.

just popping in to say, Mecha, loved that link, and several others, including the pinata killers. That was funny.

Also, JS, the head of Vecna was hilarious; showed the link to the husband and he was gasping by the end, he laughed so hard. (my sentence construction is awfully weird these days). He poked around the rest of the site, found the "You might be a gamer if..." list, and was reading down it, got to the Super Hero games (all systems suck). I said, 'Nuh uh!' and then he almost fell off his chair again when he got to the one that said, you might be a gamer if...'you gasped when you read all the super hero systems suck.'

Funny stuff; thanks for the links, guys.

editing because I am not a self-absorbed prat:

Megan, glad you're getting a discount on the sofa. Boo hiss on the idiot who said the apartment wasn't clean enough.

I'm sorry you're sick Sue. I hope you feel better soon.

Dani, congrats to the husband. That's awesome news. (I'd actually heard of the Michener.)

Update on Apartment cleaning - all done now, and he signed off. He was a total spazz (snicker) about how he approached the issue, and the offer to do the work for $25 was akin to a minor extortion, but he had a legit point about the oven, and we ended up getting it clean.

Goodbye downtown, hello just-off-the-penninsula! At least now our minimal remaining energies can be directed toward improving/unpacking the house. I write this as Megan sleeps soundly on the big-blue-chair.

That big blue chair is anestheia to me! I sit in it and wake up hours later very confused and cranky.

If it makes you feel any better megan. My plans to spend the day at school were thwarted by my oh so comfy couch, and an inadvertent nap...

The world's most comfortable chair. 'Tis a formidable weapon in the wrong hands. Do not ever invite Mecha to visit.