You know, we haven't been to the Fireside in ages. Any thoughts about going? Maybe on Monday the 20th? I have the next day off and it is martini Monday.

That works for me! I have yoga until 6:30, but I could make it after that. Poopie that it doesn't work for Megan. What time is B's flight? Could you guys meet us at the Fireside for a welcome home drink?

Apparently I've got a shot at overnight cashier in a convenience store. Ah, hell, it's an income. Off to find a library, get a card for same, and get some french grammar books so I can translate my resume.

Megan, you're missing the staff meeting. How lucky you are!

Fie on libraries that won't accept my friggin' lease as proof of where I live. Like I really needed to make this trip twice today.

A lease isn't good enough proof of where you live? what more do they want?

Do you not have any bills with your name on it Mecha?

Also, expect a package.

Also, all-night cashier is a foot in the door. Once you have money, you can get the sugar, and once you have the sugar, you can get the women.

A lease isn't good enough proof of where you live? what more do they want?

Apparently, they want me to be angry and frustrated beyond all hope or sanity.

Do you not have any bills with your name on it Mecha?

Not as such. The salt in that particular wound is that all I have is the letter denying me my rightful pogy. Bastards.

Also, expect a package.

Expect my eternal gratitude.

Also, all-night cashier is a foot in the door. Once you have money, you can get the sugar, and once you have the sugar, you can get the women.

Sigh. It goes sugar, power , women. See, this is why you don't have any women. As to why I don't have any women, I'm choosing not to speculate at this time.

But I have sugar. And as of Wednesday I have power. It's all beginning to fall into place.

EI denied you? Bastards.

Is that letter good enough? It's government, after all.

Yeah, I actually have a library card now. I tell ya, this town makes nothing easy.