Why the U.S. must invade Canada
Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war? Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war. Harken: And your husband? Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.
'Bushwhacked'
Atlantic Canadian Monday Madness
[NAFDA] We used to get Buffy the day before everyone else, now we get Angel a week after everyone else. And Firefly every Monday!
Jon B. - Jun 30, 2003 5:04:02 am PDT #2673 of 6793
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
DXMachina - Jun 30, 2003 5:09:35 am PDT #2674 of 6793
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I hear they have huge stockpiles of WMDs stocked away. You know how much havok they could wreak with all those hockey sticks?
Megan E. - Jun 30, 2003 5:14:55 am PDT #2675 of 6793
In 1934, War Plan Red was amended to authorize the immediate first use of poison gas against Canadians and to use strategic bombing to destroy Halifax if it could not be captured.
Jon B. - Jun 30, 2003 5:20:28 am PDT #2676 of 6793
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Jeebus. Good thing Japan distracted us.
Megan E. - Jun 30, 2003 9:04:12 am PDT #2677 of 6793
Scary eh? Good thing we have our own plan.
Megan E. - Jun 30, 2003 6:25:49 pm PDT #2678 of 6793
Happy Canada Day!!! We're 136!
in this time zone anyway.
JohnSweden - Jun 30, 2003 6:53:45 pm PDT #2679 of 6793
I can't even.
Congrats!
8 minutes to go here ...
MechaKrelboyne - Jun 30, 2003 7:00:24 pm PDT #2680 of 6793
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious
That's my whole point, we're 136 years old, and they treat us like we're 112. Hmph.
amych - Jun 30, 2003 7:01:40 pm PDT #2681 of 6793
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Happy 136th, Canadians!
(the ones in my time zone, anyway)
Nilly - Jun 30, 2003 10:59:10 pm PDT #2682 of 6793
Swouncing
Happy Canada Day!