Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Atlantic Canadian Monday Madness  

[NAFDA] We used to get Buffy the day before everyone else, now we get Angel a week after everyone else. And Firefly every Monday!


MechaKrelboyne - Jun 30, 2003 7:00:24 pm PDT #2680 of 6793
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious

That's my whole point, we're 136 years old, and they treat us like we're 112. Hmph.


amych - Jun 30, 2003 7:01:40 pm PDT #2681 of 6793
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Happy 136th, Canadians!

(the ones in my time zone, anyway)


Nilly - Jun 30, 2003 10:59:10 pm PDT #2682 of 6793
Swouncing

Happy Canada Day!


Sophia Brooks - Jul 01, 2003 2:16:28 am PDT #2683 of 6793
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Canada Day!!!!


Jon B. - Jul 01, 2003 3:08:51 am PDT #2684 of 6793
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

What happened today that made TPTB choose today as your day?


Megan E. - Jul 01, 2003 3:25:01 am PDT #2685 of 6793

On July 1, 1867 the provinces of New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, and what are now Ontario and Quebec joined together to become the Dominion of Canada. The creation of the British North America Act a few months previous paved the way for this Confederation of colonies. Other provinces joined in subsequent years, all the way up to Newfoundland joining in 1949.


Jon B. - Jul 01, 2003 4:21:44 am PDT #2686 of 6793
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I did not know that. t /Carson

Thanks Megan.


Ouise - Jul 01, 2003 4:37:22 am PDT #2687 of 6793
Socks are a running theme throughout the series. They are used as symbols of freedom, redemption and love.

Happy Canada Day!

Megan, that war plan is very disturbing. Was it totally theoretical? It was especially weird reading the detailed description of topography, resources and military. Like a stick insect, I rely upon being invisible and ignored to provide a feeling of safety. Oh well.

By the way, Nora and found that the Firefly episodes wouldn't play in our DVD player. We were going to take them to my mother's place to watch on my brother's computer, but he returned his DVD drive, so I think we can't watch them at all. Seeing as they're doing us no good, I figured we should pass them along. Who's up next?


Caroma - Jul 01, 2003 5:27:07 am PDT #2688 of 6793
Hello! I must be going.

Ouise, you Crimson you, don't worry about it. Unless Canada is still a pawn of the UK, which Canada Day shows you're not anymore, there's nothing to it.

The exercise was really about a war between the UK and the US; loyal UK-allied Canada was going to be a battleground, obviously, for that, but the plan wasn't aimed at Canada per se. No civilian authority ever requested or saw the plan, it was purely a theoretical military exercise. In fact, it was because the UK and America were so friendly that they could plot these wargames; the "Black" plan against Germany was sidelined as being too hot to handle. There were lots of plans:

Other color plans included "White" (domestic uprising), "Green" (war with Mexico), "Gray" (war with any one of the Caribbean republics), and "Purple" (war in Central America). One scenario pitted the U.S. against the combined forces of France (Gold), Canada, and Britain. Another (Red-Orange) pitted the U.S. against a combination of Japan and Britain.

And of course, the Brits were doing their own plotting against us North Americans as well. And Canadian generals had their own plan:

in 1921 Canada's Director of Military Operations and Intelligence, Col. J. Sutherland-Brown, produced a remarkable document called "Defence Scheme Number 1" to deal with possible war with the U.S. As in the U.S., isolationism ran high in Canada and it was politically difficult to plan for war in Europe. "Defence Scheme Number 3" did eventually deal with that scenario, but not until a decade later. ("Defence Scheme Number 2" dealt with war against Japan.) DS1, as the name implies, was primarily a defensive plan, but it included invasions of the U.S. in the first days of war as a means of gaining time until troops from elsewhere in the Empire could arrive. These invasions would have been aimed at Albany, Minneapolis, Seattle, and other northern cities, to be followed by a slow withdrawal and destruction of bridges and railroads. The plan was withdrawn in 1929, about the same time the finishing touches were being put on War Plan Red.

Excellent info here, a fascinating Straight Dope article. Turns out there's been plenty of tangles between the countries, some, like the Fenians, relatively serious, but right now there's not much. So much of American strength and Canadian prosperity comes from having such good neighbors that we all take it for granted. Imagine having Russia or Germany or Afghanistan on your border--yuck!


Ouise - Jul 01, 2003 5:29:58 am PDT #2689 of 6793
Socks are a running theme throughout the series. They are used as symbols of freedom, redemption and love.

it was purely a theoretical military exercise

That's what I was thinking - still unpleasant, but less disturbing.