Actuaries are like accountants but without the sense of humour.
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Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!
'Him'
Atlantic Canadian Monday Madness
[NAFDA] We used to get Buffy the day before everyone else, now we get Angel a week after everyone else. And Firefly every Monday!
Jon B. - May 02, 2003 11:20:21 am PDT #2229 of 6793
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Sophia Brooks - May 02, 2003 12:26:33 pm PDT #2230 of 6793
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I thought it was bean-actuary too until it was just pointed out...
Megan E. - May 02, 2003 3:12:10 pm PDT #2231 of 6793
Ouch. I over did it at the gym tonight. As a reward, I'm making a greek pizza with extra olives.
Sue, did you buy anything after work?
Sue - May 02, 2003 5:52:01 pm PDT #2232 of 6793
hip deep in pie
Just that Glen Gould CD. I'm listening to it right now, & IFG!
I'm about to now put in disc 2.
Megan E. - May 02, 2003 5:54:36 pm PDT #2233 of 6793
Yay for Glen Gould!
Sue - May 02, 2003 5:56:28 pm PDT #2234 of 6793
hip deep in pie
He's oh so wacky. Humming along with the Goldberg variations...
Megan E. - May 04, 2003 9:57:49 am PDT #2235 of 6793
Holy crap! who ordered this beautiful day?
I'm fighting with the pigeons who are determined to build a nest on my deck. I've swept the makings of 2 nests of the deck in the last 2 days. I've moved all my furniture away from the walls to dissuade them from further construction but they keep coming back. I am now firmly in the pigeon hating camp.
MechaKrelboyne - May 04, 2003 10:32:31 am PDT #2236 of 6793
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious
Speaking of Holy Crap, I just now realized that I'd planned on going down to Strange Adventures for Free Comic Day leftovers. I'd forgotten all about it. No time to lose ... To the sidewalk!
Sue - May 04, 2003 11:20:57 am PDT #2237 of 6793
hip deep in pie
Hey isn't the Public Gardens supposed ot open on May 1st? Becaus eit isn't open.
It is a beautiful day. I just came back from a longish walk. Toward the end I realized that I didn't have sunscreen on and that my neck was exposed. I'll probably have an idiot burn tonight.
Elena - May 04, 2003 12:22:58 pm PDT #2238 of 6793
Thanks for all the fish.
It has been a beautiful day! Too bad I'm freaking exhausted. The wedding went beautifully and without a single hitch. My hair was very large and contained 40 bobby pins and, conservatively, a tonne of hairspray. Our dresses were lovely, and a split a seam on the bodice - I discovered this after the reception, and can only hope that it happened whilst I was dancing very enthusiastically to Paradise by the Dashboard Light with the groom.
Did you know that McDonalds won't serve pedestrians in the drive-through? Fascists.