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JZ - May 28, 2004 4:53:10 pm PDT #8167 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Depends on which Angel. But Farrah's Angel? Puh-leeze! Xena could snap her like a twig.

It's possible, though, that as a non-tan non-blonde whose formative preadolescent years were spent in suburban California during the height of Farrah mania, I have just a tad bit of residual Farrah bitterness. But even purely objectively speaking, I still maintain that Xena could snap her like a twig. The fact that I'd derive unholy enjoyment from said snappage in no way affects my judgment.

§ ita § - May 28, 2004 5:02:13 pm PDT #8168 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Depends on which Angel.

I wouldn't have even gone that far. Gabrielle could take any Angel, in my books, all the way up through the movies.

Connie Neil - May 28, 2004 5:19:51 pm PDT #8169 of 10001

brillig

Emma Peel, mmm ....

I have a picture of Emma next to my computer. If I ever set up a proper altar, she's going on it.

Glamcookie - May 28, 2004 5:37:34 pm PDT #8170 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Emma Peel should be number one. Xena should be number 2. Xena could kick Buffy's ass. Then Buffy at 4.

ETA: Then Buffy at 3. (What? I told you math scared me.)

Frankenbuddha - May 28, 2004 6:51:56 pm PDT #8171 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Xena should be number 2. Xena could kick Buffy's ass.

No way. Xena'd make with the stupid war cry, Buffy would roll her eyes, diss the retro costume and stake her simultaneously.

Plus, Willow macking on Gabrielle in the background would totally distract X.

§ ita § - May 28, 2004 6:56:35 pm PDT #8172 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

diss the retro costume and stake her simultaneously.

Given Xena's not a vampire, and is wearing a breastplate, I'm not sure that's the best angle.

Frankenbuddha - May 28, 2004 7:21:37 pm PDT #8173 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Given Xena's not a vampire, and is wearing a breastplate, I'm not sure that's the best angle.

Well, yeah, but the heart's always a good target. Breastplate, though, I dunno. Behead her, then? Xena's distracted anyway.

Maybe Buffy's got her nice shiny Fray weapon with her?

Glamcookie - May 28, 2004 7:22:13 pm PDT #8174 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I just finished watching Bargaining. Poor Cave!Buffy. They play that music from The Gift that makes me teary every time. They must stop that.

Oh, and Xena would so kick Buffy's little butt :)

§ ita § - May 28, 2004 7:30:01 pm PDT #8175 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the heart's always a good target

It's kinda low on the list. Especially if you don't kill humans.

DebetEsse - May 28, 2004 7:31:50 pm PDT #8176 of 10001

Woe to the fucking wicked.

ita, you mean if the thing you're trying to kill isn't human?

And Xena would so totally kick Buffy's ass, but the Scoobies could take Xena and Gabrielle.

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